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# Some twat outside has fireworks
and my dog has just crawled under my desk in terror.

Absolute bollock-fucking cunting bastards.

/filthy repost so it's not a total threadwaste


EDIT: Minge donkeys! Now my ISP has ben cunted up the fuck as well! Someone fluff me, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:22, archived)
#
filthy repostdex, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:23, archived)
# You sir, are my new god
Grazie
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
#
/bows gracefully

did ftp work?
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Not tried it yet
Just having a look around the fantastico thing
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# that's not fireworks
someone is shooting your neighbours.

did you lock the front door?
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# That happened to my old physics teacher once.
He was living in Nigeria at the time.
(So naturally it was an everyday occurrence.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Mr b3th lived in Nigeria for a time in the 70s
and came dangerously close to being severely killed during a night raid.

In case you're wondering, he wasn't killed. I'm not so much into necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Never crossed my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# How can you be severely killed?
Surely there is only one level of death?

Is there a lighly killeD?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# severely killed
involves machetes and hacking. And submachine guns.

Though he may have been exaggerating slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Mr Big
obviously came for his $150,000,000 mislaid by my late father, Prince Abu Ahmed Spong, in a secret account by the Ministry of Agriculture.
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Dont say shit like that!
Its my first time alone in the house all night for a very long time, and ive watched Dawn of the Dead.

Yay me for timing!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# haha
you want to be on your own watching my little eye, THAT is scary
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# I want to be watching HIGNFY
but it's not on any more, so I can't
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# *deploys emergency fluff and blatent dirty 'roast*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# yay for tall penguins!
can he play basketball?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Huzzah!
www.b3ta.com/board/4737888
(Andy-, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Some fluff then
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# the fireworks
scared your ISP too?

/refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# hola b3th!
my fire alarm went off today whilst my current girlfriend was cooking my dinner and my cat went skitz. crazy little fucka
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# That's so fluffy
it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# MINGE DONKEYS!
Genius!
Allo B3th
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:30, archived)
# allo sweet'eart
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# I got arrested on Wednesday
And got a free website, so I'm right chuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:33, archived)
# are the two facts
directly related?

I got a new website too. Yay us.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Yes they are
The reason I got arrested was the reason I got the website.
(what's yours?) Do you have that there messenger device?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:38, archived)
# my website
is here and it's for a business I set up with a friend.

I drawed the logo myself, freehand and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Yay!
Messenger?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# um....
shoot the?

[email protected]

but I never switch it on, so I might be 'offline' a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Bah
Minge donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# teehee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)