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# We didn't think
we just oozed in a cloud of our own hairspray.

I was more of a punkette though - so backcombed black hair set with 10 metric tonnes of hard as rock hairspray, a perfectly good Dead Kennedys t-shirt which I felt compelled to cut the sleeves off and add some safety pins, a leopard print miniskirt, fishnet stockings and Monkey Boots with day-glo pink socks.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:05, archived)
# floating on
flourescent-coloured socks
one pink, one green
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Yay Day-Glo ankle socks!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Haha
i remember the advert from the 80's for "Gravity Socks"

That was when men worse socks that made stockings look short
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# It was the era of androgeny
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# just as well, really
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Many a sexual accident happened
in those dark days :)

Lead singer from Spear of Destiny speaking on the phone to Marc Almond
"Ere I got well bladdered last night and I took home that good looking bird from Culture Club and gave her a right shagging!"

Marc Almond "That's Boy George, he's a bloke!"

The lead singer from Spear of Destiny "This conversation never happened and I will sue anybody who says I gave him one!"

(True Story)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Which evolved its own conciousness called "McGyver"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# McGyver was cool
he could make Semtex with just chewing gum and earwax.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# but can he touch his elbows behind his back?
or lick his elbow?
Hmmm!?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:13, archived)
# McGyver
didn't need to lick his own elbows he had minnions to settle all his elbow licking desires.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# the smug git...
here i am having to lick my own elbows while he has a harem to do it for him.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# That's because you can't make
incredible stuff out of basic useless junk. Like the time he made a Time Machine only using a McDonalds Quarter Pounder box and some graphite scrapped from the heal of a Yeti he had killed using a lazer he had contructed out of Lego and soap powder.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)