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# my my, Julian Clary's writer may pirate material from b3ta as well
Lottery show is on and hey presto;- Julian quips; 'I hear there will be gay daleks on the next series of Dr Who;- they corner Billie Piper and shout 'Exfoliate'

really?

(repost from months ago)


EDIT:

october last year...


with the following introduction:-
' this might almost be a rallying call for Gay Shift if unblocking sinks & bogs wasn't typically a man's job (for some reason)'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:25, archived)
# julian clary is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:29, archived)
# the dalek rules!
self loving daleks... a better future for the human race perhaps.

and uh huh.. julian clarey is NOT funny, i was stupid enough to sit through that program of his.. HELP!!!
(marcblitz, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# I think his
hat is funny. Whenever he wears a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# We want to call my band
Julian Clary knife fight
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:32, archived)
# Haha
Call it "Julian Clary knife fight in a bin" though, and I'll buy your album
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Done
The album shall be called "Single decker dementia" inspired by a busride
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# call it
big gay bastard with an ugly face and no tallent and fucking smells of shit and has a wig even's band
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:37, archived)
# nah
wogan is pretty small isnt he?
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Hes a prick(julian cleary)
And why does the set on Who wants to be a millionair remind me a bit of the interior of the TARDIS?
(Maynard Human After All., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# suppose he was mildly amusing when he first appeared on telly
but you can`t have a 15/20 year career based on nob gags.. even Ben Elton learned that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:41, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:47, archived)
# I think b3ta knicked the joke from TV Offal first...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# white wee wee!
white wee wee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# In the dark!
Ex-sperminate!
EX-SPERMINATE!!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:36, archived)
# HAHA!!!
that is ace
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:38, archived)
# lo Rob .. I see your artistic Peter Stringfellow lookalike was just on Brainiac
/nothing better to watch on telly tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:36, archived)
# ho hum
I guess I can't call copyright on an observation. DAMN.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:40, archived)
# if only you`d copyrighted the honey, salt, herbs, stale bread, and worm meal some bloke had to eat

/has just realised it`s a bit like Eurotrash with a mild historical bent


pfffft.. bent
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:42, archived)
# I know my last (only) FP did echo something done
only 2 months before (coincidence) and I did see TV Offal;- but that was definitely 'ex-sperminate'

Mind you, if it wasn't copied at all then I can rest safe in the knowledge that my hummus is almost exactly what Julian Clary's writers are looking for....ugh

(goes away to be quietly sick)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:07, archived)