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# i firmly believe you should try your hand at writing mills & boon novels
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:24, archived)
# they're shit
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:26, archived)
# this is rather my point
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# I'm going
to write my own book anyway. It'll be called "It is cold underneath the duck"

Probably
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:31, archived)
# but what if it isn't
you could be sued for false advertising
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Possibly
But then I'd run. Run fast. Away!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# A friend of mine wants to title his autobiography:
"Birds and their tits".

Does that count as crass hummus?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)
# your plan is flawless
- write book
- leave nation in confused disarray
- run

alas i dont forsee any "profit"
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)
# IL FAIT FROID SOUS LA CANARD!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# 74% more sexy!
mills and boon await
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# let them wait
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# it better not be cold in bed
because that's where i'm going now

night people
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# nighty night dearie!
i hope the sky is as freakishly aquamarine as it is here just down the road from you :P
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# it's rather misty here for some reason
although i can make out a cloud which looks just like a trout
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:39, archived)
# that would definitely be one way
to reduce the seemingly endless amount of them in our nation's charity shops.

ya know, i reckon it could be a new fuel source... nobody actually reads them and there's at least an entire wall full of them in any charity shop you go into
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Slowly she unzipped her fungus turret before sliding....
her hand into the ripe trout and tickling his nose with the ostrich feater clenched between her teeth.
"Gosh you are a naughty one", he declared before dropping the mellon and falling over.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:28, archived)
# yesh
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Exactly.
All full of twaddle and nonsense really.

About as steamy as a wardrobe full of conkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# that can get pretty steamy
if you have sex in it
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Can't get in, it's too full of conkers.
They'd spill everywhere if you opened the door too.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# awwwh don't make me horny before bed
i'm too tired to fwap =(
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# you sir need a machine
www.friedkitten.com/archive/2003/12/lean_mean_fucki.html
damn you "i'm feeling lucky!"
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# actually a good dose of kinky sex with a bloke
would be perfect right now
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Too much testosterone for me to volanteer, me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:40, archived)
# pfffft
wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Nah, just happily married.
And drunk as a fart at the moment.
Probably good for naught other than snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# awwwwh
it makes my heart barf =)
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:45, archived)
# this
so very this
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:04, archived)
# arf
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)