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[challenge entry] morning, meat puppets

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(softmachine, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:20, archived)
# that is both strange
and strange.

I think I like it. I'll have to ask my psychoanalyst and get back to you.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:24, archived)
# What?
I have no idea what that is about, but I like it.
And if liking that is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:24, archived)
# hey, it's an ostrich
some pieces from a meat promotion and the oddest ostrich to be found on google. i'm vegetarian, tho.
(softmachine, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:28, archived)
# does that mean
you only eat the mentally disabled? It's a wise choice - I've heard they are lower in cholesterol.


/hat, coat, one-way ticket to hell
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:36, archived)
# I was a veggy for 3 years
but I was seduced back to The Meat Side by a Pork Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:37, archived)
# I was a vegetarian for 3 months
i thought i was going to be ill or waste away. but i was fine. then one day i accidently ate a sausage roll. oops.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:40, archived)
# I actually was much
healthier when I didn't eat meat, now I'm a wreck.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:41, archived)
# get back on the wagon
or off it again.. i dunno.
meat must be the most disgusting thing ever, it's all earholes, eyeholes and arseholes. you have no idea what's in it.

at least with veg you know it's only chemicals that are being pumped onto it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:43, archived)
# I don't worry about
that sort of thing. I just eat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:45, archived)
# i'm the same
i might become a vegetarian actually. i like all food so I don't think I'd miss meat.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:46, archived)
# Its worth doing.
You do clean out loads of nasty toxins.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:53, archived)
# There are so many veggies on here
me, munkt0n, spacefish and more.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 9:17, archived)
# i am too
even though i only post once in a blue moon
(fatty biscuits, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 9:20, archived)
# Don't worry
you still count :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 9:26, archived)
# you accidentally
ate a sausage roll.. mwahahahaha
like ooooooops look at that - it just fell in my mouth and i chewed - i didn't mean it though!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 9:30, archived)
# "you mean this is sausage? Oh no!"
...as the actress said to the bishop. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 9:45, archived)
# yeah i did
i was at a football match.
i wasn't a vegetarian for any reason other than experimentation. it's easy to forget ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 9:59, archived)
# Mmmmm
Pie.

So understandable. Totally forgiveable.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:41, archived)
# I went on a meat frenzy!
I ate sausages, bacon,steak, anything that had meat in it for about 3 days.
Then I was ill, very ill for a the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:44, archived)
# make the test
all those meat-eaters out there, try this:
compare the smell of your poo with the smell
of a vegetarian's poo. it makes all the
difference. you won't be be eating meat no more:)
(softmachine, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:50, archived)
# There's a handy
little test.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:51, archived)
# I thought vegetarian poo was smellier
although i do base this fact on a comment made by "boycee" in an only fools and horses christmas special ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Scientifically proven
then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 10:10, archived)
# That reminds me of the charming toilets
in this country with little shelves on them so you can examine your 'waste' should you desire to do so. Having frequently embibed a lorry load of guinness the night before, it is NOT a pleasent prospect. Dutch like looking at their poo, apparently. I do not.......
(DeGremlin, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 9:30, archived)
# that'd be the lack of meat-digesting enzymes in your system
what you should have done is try and suckle a nursing mother's boobies to replace the useful bacteria. Or maybe try yakult.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 8:52, archived)