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# *boo hoo*
what about me?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# hehe
We're all coming out of the woodwork now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# you two are gay?
that explains it then
'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# 'ning!
nice to see another non-flat earther joining the discussion!

I'm beginning to wish I never said anything now - it was all meant in the best possible taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# just to confuse matters
I'm from Nottingham not Norfolk and I'm not Sid
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Huzzah!
another East-Midlander!

I'm confused now!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# By crikey!
*parties*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# "I'm not Sid" Eh?


Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# no
I'm Horatio Nelson
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# I tried to join the Flat Earth society once
but I don't think they took my entrance essay very seriously. I know I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
I bet it was a good read!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# I might have to try again.
I'm sure I had some very inventive rebuttals of current scientific thinking.

I expect they turned my application down because they read it and thought I was a bit of a nutter. I just wanted to see if I could persuade the lab I was working for at the time to pay for my membership of the Flat Earth society!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# It would be a great thing
to have on your CV. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Arf!
they turned your application down becuase they read it and thought you were a bit of a nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# I'm sure they weren't looking for people
who disbelieved in a round Earth for quite the sort of reasons I'd be likely to put.

It's a shame they didn't tell me that was why. I could have started a collection of rejection letters from crackpot organisations who thought I was too wierd to be allowed to join.


Now that's not a bad idea....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
#
it would be up there with 419 scammer-baiting!

This is approaching the longest chat thread I've seen on here for quite a while! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# You started it. *points*
Well... you did. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Indeed!
I wasn't complaining - it's fun to have a chat and a bit of banter, rather than just 100's of posts just saying 'woo!'
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Yes, I was going to say,
long chats like wot I used to have with twiggles, before he became a part-timer. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Woo! times 1,000,000!
Yay
Hoopla
Dibnah
etc!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# I own more articles of woodwork than just my closet.
(just between you and me though, I've alway suspected that Sid might bat for teh other team.. we've never spoken about it though)

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# why
do you suspect Sid of being a bit lah-de-dah?

does he have impeccable dress sense? enjoy flower arranging? own the soundtrack to Fame?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Seems to take a bit TOO much care over his appearence...
He could of course just be a metrosexual monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# he sleeps
with trains?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
#
And crappy old British small hatchbacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
#
and free daily newspapers?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# on trains?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
#
and an alternative music venue in Chicago?

Ok, I had to search for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Ok, 6 good things and any other Norfolk b3tards
That's 7 goods things.

Yes there's 7 good things to have come out of Norfolk!

/Spanish Inquisition again

Happy now!?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
# *giggles*
*sings 'Have yew gotta loight boy?' to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# and the sanitation, reg.

edit: Let's not miss out Horatio Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Arf! Mindpissy edit!
www.b3ta.com/board/4774852
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# wow! double mind-piss
pythonage and nelsonage
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Ding! Ding! Ding!
"1000 bonus points!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Coleman's Mustard
edit: and you musn't forget Horatio Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Hell yes!
And don't forget Horatio Nelson. Huzzah!

Edit: Huge Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# He can't have liked it that much.
He moved down near me. There's a restaurant and pub in Morden Hall where he used to keep his strumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# who did?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Sid?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# On a train?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Reading a newspaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# With
Horatio Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Ooooh, ooh, oooh! I've got another one...
Sale of teh Century!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Hark!
is that a barrell I hear being scraped? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# and don't forget
Trisha
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# pffft!
I think we need a new barrel. The bottom's gone on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Anglia News?
and Look East - with a bloke called Kim!

Please don't say Alan Partridge - I fecking hate him!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Roger Taylor from Queen.
(King's Lynn if I recall correctly)

Edit: your username must have made me subliminally think of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Kings Lynn is close enough to the border to make a run for it!
also, time to think of another username!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# True, true. Very near the border...
I hailed from Yarmouth... about as far away from civilisation as you could get... unless of course you wanted to escape to Suffolk!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# But you made it
and that's what counts! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Delia Smith
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# C'MON!
LET'S BE 'AVIN' YOU!
WHERE ARE YOU?

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 15 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)