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# So, what's currently goin on
any new stories, and chavish things people wanna share..... and most importantly, has anyone bid on those belts?????
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5401307554&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:35, archived)
# i wanked so hard the top of my hat fell out
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Valid,
but not quite what I'm after....
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:39, archived)
# hat
or heart?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:47, archived)
# theres nothing romantic about that image
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:48, archived)
# would that
it were true
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Deerstalker?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Goosequester?
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Gibbonfelcher?
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# I cunningly loosened the top of GMOS's hat
so that he overestimates his wanking powers.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:38, archived)
# what's scary...
is that you anticipated him wanking....
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:41, archived)
# He's a b3tan.
It wasn't a great leap of imagination.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Comma is a stalker!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Well, duh.
How could I not stalk someone with hair as pretty as his?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:46, archived)
# I just want to touch him...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 0:06, archived)
# what belts?
who cares?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:39, archived)
# those ones on ebay....
The NES ones....
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:39, archived)
# nintendo belts?
where?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:53, archived)
# see my...
first post
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:55, archived)
# thats pretty cool
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 0:01, archived)
# i happy slapped your mum
and raped an 11yr old girl



*hull please*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:39, archived)
# so it was you!!!!
and BTW she was 12,
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:40, archived)
# must have been a different victim then
*lies*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:42, archived)
# yeah, but....
she's only angry that you didn't pay her......
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:43, archived)
# she wasnt worth it
i had to do all the work
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Give her a break....
her 19 year old boyfried/pimp's forcin her to do it so he can get his new ipod mini.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:50, archived)
# ah...ok sorry lil girl
...anyway im off to sleep* night all!!!...

*may be off to wank over 11yr old girl
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:52, archived)
# I wrapped a hamster up in duct-tape and shagged it until its organs came out of its mouth.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:42, archived)
# you
can do that? *rummages in drawer for ducktape*.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:44, archived)
# This is probably more GC than
than that giant perspex phallus sitting in the corner of my room, but I'm too lazy to check...

Some crazy cartoons

I recommend medicated baby heads - it's totally fucked up but made me chortle. Mostly because I'm slightly disturbed...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:43, archived)
# the problem with those
is I can never tell what order they're in/which I've watched before
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:45, archived)
# They have an order?
They just seem completely random to me.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:48, archived)
# I have a feeling the ones on the top right
are newest
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Oh my
those once caused me to have a full-on psychosis.

Great stuff!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Do it now!
Or taste my squirelly wrath!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:52, archived)