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# Funny if you're drunk enough


Or if you're as easily amused as I.
(coosy, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:09, archived)
# clever fish!

*chops up and deep fries*

yummy fish!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:11, archived)
# the best way to deal with politics...
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# aye, that it is!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# .
(sidders, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
the fish said twat! ahahaha...why do i find that funny?!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Arf!
I sniggered a little too much at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# ...
(coosy, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# My bandysense is tingling.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:20, archived)
# That is a fish with a lot to say for itself!
Is it going to swim/march on Edinburgh?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# mwa
nah it'd get battered.

*snigger*
(coosy, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Arf!
Very good
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Everything gets battered in Scotland!
if they'll do a Mars Bar - a slamon should be no problem!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Hmmmm
Battered slamon.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Ok
what can i say?

fat fingers + cider = a slamon!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Exactly
slamon being the greatest fish ever.

I think they have the power to bend time around themselves like wormholes, or geography teachers.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:22, archived)
# the one that went to edinburgh
(coosy, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:23, archived)
# *gasp*
it's a trout!
(coosy, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Ok
I stand sit corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:22, archived)
# slam on a salmon!
ahh words which sound similar

*drowns in fatty cholesztorl from scots diet*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I'm on this band wagon....

just for the HALIBUT!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Oh why don't you just fish off.

Hmm deep fried puns.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Oh Cod!
not the fish puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Fish puns ??
I don't think they are inTENCHonal....
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# Maybe!
but this is the right plaice to find them normally.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Ohhh,
I've haddock up to here with you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# hm,
i sea what you did there
(coosy, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:32, archived)
# You did that one
on porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# I'm having a whale of a time
Although as my mother always used to say: "You water know better!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# sound like a frenchie loving trout to me
BURN IT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# 'lo Mongy
I'll be imagining a nice cold beer with you tomorrow afternoon. Got to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# come after work
should be a good laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# I'd love to
but I work in Aylesbury and live in Northampton and I haven't negotiated with Mrs Boy!

Besides will you still be concious by the time I'd get there!?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:32, archived)
# hehehe
sorry, i assume you was working in london, before long we'll do a big b3ta bash again, for all the people
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Mrs Boy just said yes!
but it's still probably a bit far for a couple of pints!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:38, archived)
# honest
i'll pull my finger out and arrange a proper bash, not 4rthur standards but big enough, round october time maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Salmon of doubt?
no, tghat's a wank book anyway.

Please excuse the typo, but I can't be arsed to go back and sort it out. It would take far to ling so I shalln't waste my time with it, you can work out for yourselves that when I said 'tghat's' I really meant to say hamtoucher.

Ooh! What a giveawy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 22:44, archived)