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[challenge entry] Posted on behalf of Jim

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(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:53, archived)
# woo
but when I was young I wanted an escort mexico, possibly more than sexual congress.

it was a long time ago mind
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)
# had one
you didn't miss anything. Trying to go round corner like pic resulted in bonnet mating with tree
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:59, archived)
# I stuck to minis
glad I did now, I once rapped a yellow mini round an old oak tree, the police couldn't understand why it was funny
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:02, archived)
# he he
I went to minis after the mex. alot more fun, although not much good for nooky.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:05, archived)
# the ex missus bought a ford taunus (mk 1 W/ black hard top) as a first car
..and crashed it a week later into a brand new mercedes SLK
LOL
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# My Mk2 Escort estate
was the best car I ever owned.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:02, archived)
# hmmm
conflicting advice... my £200 nissan micra is the best car I have ever had 7 years now and still running strong and it has only had fluids, filters, a shocker and a little patch on the sill that I could do anyway as its 1 underneath so doesn't have to look good 2 I'm never going to sell it so it doesn't have to look good.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Ha
I've got an old Micra now, it's a lot more reliable than the Escort was (had that about 18 years ago), but I really liked driving the Escort.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# it is a top car
it has gone from 85K to more than 210k in the years I have owned it, looks like a right dog like but I don't care that just means I can even leave it unlocked.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# i've got a micra and an escort :¬)
the micra is fantastic, it costs nothing to run, never breaks down, never needs new bits and has started first time every time since we got it.
The only problem is it doesn't like hills
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# mine loves hills
it slows down so it can enjoy them for longer. We should stop this before everyone wants a micra and the used prices go up.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# there is a really steep hill on the A59
Here be a map

edit: well quite steep, but goes on for a long long time.

I always wait at the bottom so there is nobody infront, then I can get to about 70mph at the bottom of the hill. By the first corner I'm going about 50mph, and can just about get it back to 60mph (which is the limit) for the rest of the hill. If there is anything infront at the bottom of the hill though I'm basically screwed and have to go up at about 40mph
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# yay blubberhouses
always makes me laugh when I see the name*
*generally when I am going to harrogate to be all posh like.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:29, archived)
# wooo!
Yayy!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Surely 'bollocksi'?
Woo tho!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# i'm an oaf
whatchasayin'like?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)