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# if only kylie did heavy metal
then she would be the most perfect woman in the world.

i love her with all my loins.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)
# how many loins do you have
as a matter of interest
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# 2 sets
useful for when you are drunk and the first set refuses to work.
you can borrow them if you like.. i have them in a jar above me desk.

spare loins, getchorespareloins HERE! £5 per pound!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Strangely enough
I just found this pair of loins wandering about in my garden.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)
# despite the fact she's partially
made of plastic?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)
# ah
but she's quite sweet too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)
# She's dead sexy alright
but I still prefer Danni. (not Danny Baker of course)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Really?
I don't think she's all that great. The only time I *EVER* thought phwoooaar at her was that banned lingerie advert...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)
# oi lumpy
got yer mail - will keep in touch..
"Ozzy Osbourne, Tool, System Of A Down, Slayer and Cradle Of Filth are also set to play the festival. "

sounds fucking grate!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Hugo
You are the man. I'll send you some beer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 11 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)