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i met some beta people at the recent edinburgh bash, such as

stick figure ninja
the neville
funtastic pony magic
disco kingpin
mystery bob
sir sand goblin
toxie

they were all lovely. they didn't manage to get any photos of me.

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tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)

i heard you can't be looked directly at

and you can't be brought into focus

(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:11, archived)

i also heard

your fingers and toes have special sticky pads on them, and you can adhere yourself to walls and other such surfaces.

(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)

Aha!

Don't be too sure!

Tweaknik

[EDIT] ..and the others

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:18, archived)

oh man i wish that link worked

(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:19, archived)

Fixed.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)

christ

don't scare me like that... :-o

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tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)

i fucking knew it!

a) bald
b) can't be brought into focus

this is because you are actually energy from some distant plane, transported and manifested in our physical world. and as we all know, hair cannot be cosmically transported. also photographed. can't be.

(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)

there's no need to be nasty, now.

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tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)

My MSN contact of world-shattering knowledge has a pic of you ;)

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that is worrying

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tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)

you started it

when you solidified from some kind of space plasma into a humanoid solid.

(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)

will you never forgive me for that?

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tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)

with time

with time

(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:44, archived)