I thought a gnome automatically makes it a garden,
But I shall have to consult the B3ta challenge rulebook on this matter
(QuelabraDon't Knock New York,
Sat 23 Nov 2002, 18:42,
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I thought he was calling it a wild red beet
because it does look a bit like a beetroot
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 23 Nov 2002, 18:43,
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Doesn't a garden need a lawn?
Wild Gnomes are very common in the marshlands of Dorset, but that doesn't make them common-or-garden gnomes does it? So it isn't a garden. Therefore I don't really think that can go in a lurking in the garden competition. I am new so I may be wrong, but it has never happened before - I have German ancestry you know.
many people in the countryside own property that spans many acres
Therefore their gardens can include forests and marshland and all sorts. Even without that though artistic license is not only welcomed but positively encouraged here :)
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 23 Nov 2002, 19:00,
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Okay, I believe you,
I shall remove it from the competition on grounds of ineligable flora.
(QuelabraDon't Knock New York,
Sat 23 Nov 2002, 19:00,
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