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[challenge entry] driving will be childs play

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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I've always thought driving would be much more cooler (and easier) with a control pad.
woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Hand brake turning ain't no fun with a joypad!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# if you get bored you could just hand the pad over to someone else
would give a new meaning to the phrase "backseat driver"!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# it is in The Getaway on the PS2!
then you jump out of the car and shoot some Londoners

/hears alarm bells start ringing at GCHQ
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# i can hear them too as they are only down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Obviously you've never actually driven anything then ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# his mum to dispair
his dad to the brink of suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# I'm taking lessons ATM
and i still stand by my statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# so you're not a proper driver then yet?
I passed my test first time with 0 faults :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# That's actually bloody impressive ...
I've been riding a motorbike for 10 years (and member of the IAM) and it still took me 2 goes to pass my car test.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# at first I couldn't understand why the examiner didn't show me the 'score' sheet and where I went wrong
my instructor said I was the 4th person in 30 years he'd taught that passed with 0 faults

was quite funny really because during the test I was talking to the examiner about various computer stuff including his friend who chipped playstations :D (the first generation)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# All the best drivers pass second time
It's a fact.
(Ed Can Do, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Pfffttttttt
drive by wire is rubbish, you get no feedback from the car.

and power steering is for gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# I hate power steering too
you can turn the wheel with your little finger... it`s yick!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# i always tend to oversteer when i drive the wifes car
because of the power steering
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# the worst is in the snow
power steering makes the car go apeshit

/likes his 1998 VW Polo with PROPER steering
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Pffftttt
polo = hairdressers car

you should get yourself a scirocco or an old passat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# The thought of trying to drive my Impreza
without power steering is frankly terrifying.
(Ed Can Do, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:19, archived)
# If you get a good
power steering system, it reduces power at speed.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Which is a very good thing IMO.
Power steering at speed is v. bad. If you sneeze with your hands on the wheel you'll swerve like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:49, archived)
# That's why I always take
my hands off the wheel when snoozing on the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# you'd have loved my old chrysler, then
7 liter engine and fat tires meant that
you had to chin yourself on the steering
wheel when parking.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I remember the
first time I drove a car with power steering, I scared the shit out of myself. Changing lane at about 90mph, the car tried to take a 90° left turn.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I agree
except it's pretty useful for parking.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# you are bi-sexual
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I can't remember.
I'm married.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# no sex either way then.

*feels your pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# I only ever have sex
with a man, i.e. me.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# bumsexual then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# No feedback, less fine grain control
Trust me, you'd have real issues when going down motorways or country lanes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# DRIIIIIIIIVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Nice
Didn't they do that in MIB2?
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 1:58, archived)