Google suggests various versions.'ten for the devil's very own sel,' whatever sel means. 'ten for a time of joyous bliss,' and 'ten for gold'. The only one I see that goes up to eleven makes it 'a secret that will never be told'. Lame.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:47,
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Intriguing.I wonder what to make of that.
Joyous bliss and secrets not to be told, eh?
(Joyous bliss and secrets not to be told, eh?
CaroWallis,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51,
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"Sel" is poetic licenceaka sel' which is short (or Yorkshirese) for "self"
which still doesn't make a lot of sense, granted
yay for secretive joyous bliss though!
(which still doesn't make a lot of sense, granted
yay for secretive joyous bliss though!
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51,
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And there was me thinking it was French for 'salt'./Sarcastic sod.
( CaroWallis,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:53,
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Yeah right,like "ten for the devil's very own French word for salt" makes for a memorable rhyme.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:00,
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There once was a b3tan called Ptolly.Who commited a crime of great folly.
He took the piss out of Caro,
And was dumped in a barrow,
And pushed infront of a big lorry.
There's a memorable rhyme for you! :P
(He took the piss out of Caro,
And was dumped in a barrow,
And pushed infront of a big lorry.
There's a memorable rhyme for you! :P
CaroWallis,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:02,
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...There once was a man from Tyersal[*]
Who named his tumble dryer Sal
It did a good job
Till it cut off his nob
So sadly he then had to fire Sal.
/improvised
[*] Near Bradford.
(Who named his tumble dryer Sal
It did a good job
Till it cut off his nob
So sadly he then had to fire Sal.
/improvised
[*] Near Bradford.
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:15,
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