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# I would, but for three reasons:
1) I can't afford a car.
2) I can't drive.
3) I can't afford driving lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# hoverboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
#
1) Steal a car
2) Learn by joyriding
3) See 2
4) ...
5) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# I know I'm from Ipswich but there was no need for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ah
you can tell you're from Falkirk ; )

(mind you, I'm fae Coatbridge, so I can't really talk...)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:13, archived)
# you can't because
1. you make too many excuses


/in same boat as you :)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)