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[challenge entry] boooooo BEEP! boooooooo BEEDLE-EEDLE-EEDLE

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(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:44, archived)
# The busses are always late
I wish the council would invest in microdrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
# the QL - what a machine!
I really wanted a Sam Coupé but got an Amiga, which was equally fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Late? Round here [Ipswich] they don't exist!
So it seems if you try to catch one after 3pm. It usually goes like this -
+ arrive at bus stop round about 3.40pm
+ the bus should be coming in 15 minutes
+ you wait 15 minutes. No bus turns up.
+ you wait another 15 minutes. Still no bus.
+ you wait 10 more minutes when the bus after the one you wanted to catch should be turning up. That one doesn't show up either.
+ 45 minutes after that, four buses jammed to the seams with commuters sail by and completely ignore you. You swear it's quicker to f*cking walk in this town.

Not that I'm at all frustrated, yknow.
No, not at all.
I've no reason to be frustrated - I use a bike instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Get
a car
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)
# I would, but for three reasons:
1) I can't afford a car.
2) I can't drive.
3) I can't afford driving lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# hoverboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
#
1) Steal a car
2) Learn by joyriding
3) See 2
4) ...
5) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# I know I'm from Ipswich but there was no need for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ah
you can tell you're from Falkirk ; )

(mind you, I'm fae Coatbridge, so I can't really talk...)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:13, archived)
# you can't because
1. you make too many excuses


/in same boat as you :)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha, you mong. :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
You wait half an hour for the damn bus to turn up...
Then it crashes.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:48, archived)
# woo and yay
and a poke in teh belly!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)
# not real..
it didn't crash,leaving you to adjust the volume
on your tape player!

edit:woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)