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-dr.- Pimp Zaius

Ok here is dr.,,, er... PIMP Zaius

and it goes like this...

hope it works

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 296 entries (closed)

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:46, archived)

yay

lens flare!

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Tikoloshe, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:46, archived)

you should have edited your previous post and added the code that we said

but hey

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:47, archived)

i can only hope that your keyboard has lots of letters missing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:48, archived)

actually it does have a few

and they are awkward to reach without finger injuries
(i have now edited it to make you happy, my fingers hurt now as my H is the main missing one)

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:49, archived)

maybe you should get some finger injuries then,

to make it easier?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:51, archived)

i know what you want.

VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:51, archived)

Dragon

Naturally speaking. I hate the bastard, I don't have the time to read to the fucker for 3 days so it finally recognises more than one word in three that I speak.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:56, archived)

tried it

but if you want it to appear that i wrote "your hood has smited yawn devious ghost sand daddied depeche mode cats we bred" then ok

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:58, archived)

i do have them somewhere around here (keys that is)

i got bored and removed the whole lot, and when it came to puttin them all back, a few had gone walkies

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:52, archived)

hehe!

Very nice mate. You might want to delete the post below though.

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my name is will, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:47, archived)

thanks for the help,

I'll do that, am new so my head is spinning with new lingo and junk

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:48, archived)

i bet you've had a cock or two.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:52, archived)

I'm really horny now

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my name is will, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:54, archived)

I tell that to the wife

when she complains in the morning that her mouth is like the bottom of a bird cage. " I'm not suprised, you had a cock or two in it last night" badum tish!

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)

I'm sure Humphrey Lyttleton used that joke

(or one similar) about Samantha on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

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my name is will, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 1:02, archived)

Then somebody

is a plagarising twankunt. I nicked it from Chubby Brown's stage show in the eighties.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)

I think it is a bird species:

Cocateau?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 1:38, archived)

it's a play on the word

cockatoo ( the parrot family bird )

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 2:01, archived)

lingo?!

LINGO?!

It's not lingo, it's an instruction which the computer understands.

Lingo would be "tag" (which is what it is) or "html" which is what a "tag" is a part of. The tag itself is not lingo, it's more important than lingo. If you get lingo wrong, no-one really cares. If you get the tag wrong, it don't bloody work.

(madkat, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 0:54, archived)

if you don't understand any b3ta slang

then have a look at the following link:
www.4rthur.com/dict.php

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my name is will, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)

which is a

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 1:36, archived)