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[challenge entry] Choices, choices, if you only have...

/coat!

From the Movie Posters Of Your Life challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:03, archived)
# arf!
When I was in Germany at a festival, I saw a t-shirt that said "yes, I've got plenty of change you homeless piece of shit" on it. Excellent.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:05, archived)
# that's horrible!
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:06, archived)
# I always tell 'em my little joke before I give them my quid.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
Yes, please, and there's a pound!
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Terrible
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Yeah,
I bet they love you.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:11, archived)
# The one's up here do.
The one's in London are generally more moody.
I've known a couple to burst into laughter though.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Up
where?
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Mid-Lincolnshire.
Nottingham sellers are nasty.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)
# Well they would be.
I had the keys to the place once.

Good white water rafting, but that's about it.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:34, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:05, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Are you being sarcastic?
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:06, archived)
# However did you guess?
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:07, archived)
# It's £1.20
/pedant :)
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:06, archived)
# IS IT?
How rude of them not to tell me the price increase...
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Yeps. Although I think it still only costs the vendors 50p, which is pleasing.
I love the Big Issue, it's such a great idea.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:12, archived)
# I haven't bought it for a while.
Was always very interesting and informative though, as I recall.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:14, archived)
# A great idea,
ruined by being shit.

If it was worth reading it'd be much better. As it is, they make an extra 50p out of me 'cos I have a look and then give it to another vendor.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Yeh, but...
...you just give the money, surely?

A guy (let's call him "Mr White Lightning")
came up to us in Covent Garden last week
and said "can you spare a quid to help a
homeless alcoholic buy another drink?":
best line ever, and it worked.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:14, archived)
# I love Covent Garden so much.
For so many reasons. Except the street performers.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:20, archived)
# No thanks
I get mine delivered.
(, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 19:16, archived)