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[challenge entry] the newest psychological thriller based on every artist's life...

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(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# hehehe
excellent shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# watching jam dry?
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:13, archived)
# watching my blood ridden semen dry on her cold white face.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)
# that after the
botched snip job you had earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)
# yes
i did a diy reverse, however it's still leaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:17, archived)
# just put a bag round it
oh, you already did.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Now would that be a Crown
or a Dulux gloss because I'm all in favour of a good Dulux but watching a Crown dry can be a little tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)
# what about homebase own brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)
# is it good enough for painting a wagon?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# what about a Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# or Hulk Hogan?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Or a vegan?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:21, archived)
# or Joey Deacon?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Or Kevin Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)
# or a 99 with a flake on?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Oh now you're talking a completely
different kettle of fish there Thor, me old son. Now yer basic Homebase has a longer drying duration and a lower coverage ratio so it's all down to the application rather than the finish.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Oh, i see.

*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)
# *paints with Crown*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Yes that's correct back away slowly until you can see
the full painted area and mark that spot and grab yourself a flask of weak lemon drink and good comfy chair and place the chair on the mark for best paint watching effect. Some people however like to get really close up but be prepared to get paint on your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
# oh
so that's what that coloured spot on my nose is.
(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:41, archived)