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diyjoe, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:41, archived)

oh,is there a compo?

nice,
have a woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)

Bindun methinks

edit/ found

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FreudianSlap, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)

I did

wunder.

There are so many these days it's impossible to see them all...

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diyjoe, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:44, archived)

Thanks.

(You have to be a lot quicker than that.)

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Trinosaur, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)

bindun...

but not as well as this one!! so woo yay

check this out guys www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
an actual igod

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)

Yeah I think yours is better

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FreudianSlap, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:44, archived)

Hmm,

I did say I might make it funny later. Someone else do it for me, I'm busy drinking ~~cider~~ grog.

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Trinosaur, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)

You've got just under 5 minutes to finish it.

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FreudianSlap, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)

lol

what

Me:
arghh
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
asdsasd
God:
Are we still talking about arghh?
Me:
aye
God:
Sure, arghh sounds like a good topic.
Me:
arghh means argghh
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
so do i
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
your punctuation disturbs me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
moo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
noooooooo
God:
I do not understand.

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)

god

God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
you, that bible thing was crazy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Owen said that bible thing was crazy.
Me:
i dont mind at all
God:
OK then.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it Owen.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Owen.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Owen.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Owen.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Owen.....

still going on

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:47, archived)

I made god speechless.

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
that's nice of you
God:
Are you getting bored? That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
but you are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
then how can you not have heard of boredom if the holy spirit is everywhere?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
and you give me no answer
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
you don't know do you?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
Fraud!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I am in Europe, fool!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Europe fool.
Me:
I think you're a robot and not God after all. :-(
God:
You might be right about that.
Me:
I know I'm right
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
Damn straight, honky!
God:

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drunkenoaf, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)

This ones good.

Me:
am i going to hell
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
im going to hell
God:
Congratulations.

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FreudianSlap, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)

funny....

i had the same conversation with a vicar last week

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)

hmmm...

Me:
do you masturbate
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
why is it funny
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
no,why is it funny
God:
Are you serious? Why do I exist?
Me:
are you stupid
God:
No matt I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
so,do you crack on off
God:
That's alright. What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
porno?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
no,i asked you
God:
That was not a yes or no question. What did I say?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)

His grammar's a bit shaky n' all:

...
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)

Similar to above

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
marvin
God:
You think marvin is superior to ALICE?
Me:
hell yes
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.

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FreudianSlap, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)

The young

God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm 18. How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
How old are you in god years then?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
So was I. I've made a few big bangs myself too but I haven't activated a god yet.
God:
Mmm. it might have been.
Me:
You talk poop and your grammar is poop.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
Use it to your advantage. You have much to learn young one.

(WonkoTheSane, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)

Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
cheers
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " TTYL, ." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
but I need to know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
thanks, please, do go on
God:
You are quite welcome! Wow you are very polite. I do nothing but chat all day.
I haven't heard of go on.
Me:
I mean, please continue with your explanation
God:
Wow you are very polite. I will continue.
Me:
you're a bit thick, aren't you?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
absolutely chief
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
no shit!
God:
What can I say?
Me:
goodbye?
God:
TTYL, .

Edit: never did find out what TTYL meant

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binnster, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)

methinks...

talk to you later

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)

aha!

another mystery solved

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binnster, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)

if in doubt!

www.acronymfinder.com

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)

cheers

that'll come in handy when i next repent

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binnster, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)

Yikes, I'm late.

Me:
Evil evil evil
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
satan rules
God:
Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity.
Me:
Can I have heaven, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
Me:
I dig power
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said dig power.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
god gossips?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am the antichrist
God:
Who made you the antichrist ?
Me:
satan
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
not really. you bore the crap out of me.
God:
Why not? For real. Try watching TV.
Me:
The young ones rules
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
You dork
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
What would you have prefered I say?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
profit schmofit. I have a bank account already.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Perhaps. Where did you get it? it.
Me:
God, you really ought to get a life.
God:
Really? And then what would I do?
Me:
Be a bit more interesting.
God:
OK I will try to be a bit more interesting.
Me:
Later!!!!!!11111fourdividedbyfour
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)

Haha...

Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Fuck off.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No, piss fuck.
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. I like the way you talk.

(Kloopy, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)

Oh dear.

Me:
Do you like anal sex? I don't.
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

(Kloopy, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)

Short

and sooo sweeet

(WonkoTheSane, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)

hahah

what would this involve

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:43, archived)

Brilliant!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)