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# Marvellous.
Superb.

How long till the book comes out?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Ages.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Get pencilling...
...pencil bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# You should be aware:
I hurl sharpened pencils with deadly accuracy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# no sharpened pencil can compare to the morning
I've had. I had to have scar tissue scraped off of my eyeball with a sharpened surgical implement, while conscious.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
I had that done, too! Me, Me!

Let's just say I have an accurate frame of reference for the phrase "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Exactly.
I'm worried though - the doctor warned me that when the numbing drops wear off, I'm in for some serious pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Reminds me of a time I had toothache and a long meeting, and genuinely felt I'd rather be having my teeth drilled...
(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)