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# I have a plan
1. Burn a copy of OK Computer with the sounds of that replacing 'Fitter Happier'
2. Make the CD look nice and shiny and authentic
3. Replace CD in a friend's CD collection.
4. ?
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# haha
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)
# 6. Buy some burgers with the profits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)
# 7. And some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)
# 7. Replace all of your friend's CDs with burgers
8. ?
9. More profit!
10. Buy more burgers ... etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)
# 8. and some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)
# 9. goto 7
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)
# 7.
if( (alreadyInCDs("burgers")) && (alreadyInCDs("cheese")) )
throwBurgerFilledCDsOntoBBQ();
else
insertBurgersAndCheese();

*geeks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# your lack of iterative subroutines
disturbs me
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)
# if you don't gosub a program loop
you'll never get a subroutine
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Dwarfism?
This has nothing to do with midgets...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)
# It's all contained within another
something which calls something else.

Either that, or all my programs actually work via some sort of magic. Or a system of levers and pulleys
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)
#
while (!doAllCDsHaveBurgersAndCheeseInThemYet())
{
insertBurgersAndCheese();
}
throwBurgerFilledCDsOntoBBQ();
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)
# haha yay

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)