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# functionally useless?

i'm sure you could stil have a soapy tit wank from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Fair point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# wouldn't even need soap . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:24, archived)
# I dunno
that saltwater can get a tad abrasive...and if there was a sudden swirl of sand whipped up from the ocean floor...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# it would wash the soap away anyhoo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Hmm you're right.
And let's face it, if a mermaid that hot offered you one, I doubt finding some soap would be at the top of your list of priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Is that hot?
 
Takes all sorts, I suppose.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# have you ever tried making love in the sea...

...to an un-soaped pair of mermaid breasts? it's fine on the down stroke, but on the up stroke it rubs the wrong way on the scales.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# *nods*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)