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# Yesterday's sketch; inked and coloured......

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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Woo! Wicked!
it always puzzels me about mer-people, being a fish based life form why do they have mammary glands?

[edit]also, while i wouldn't even start to tell you how to draw, would it be possible for you to re-jig the pic a bit and make her tail fin translucent?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:18, archived)
# I never understood the manatee theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# sailors, spending too long a time at sea
they'll shag anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# to give us something to look at
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# for titwanks
of course

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# i answered my own question
www.b3ta.com/board/5167378
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:22, archived)
# But she doesn't
have nipples*, so perhaps they are some sort of swim bladder for bouyancy.

*nippless?
(SpittyWoonerism, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Wow
just....Wow......
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:18, archived)
# FACT: Mermaids have no nipples.
 
Their breasts are therefore functionally useless, mere vestiges of an abandoned evolutionary chain.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:19, archived)
# functionally useless?

i'm sure you could stil have a soapy tit wank from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Fair point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# wouldn't even need soap . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:24, archived)
# I dunno
that saltwater can get a tad abrasive...and if there was a sudden swirl of sand whipped up from the ocean floor...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# it would wash the soap away anyhoo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Hmm you're right.
And let's face it, if a mermaid that hot offered you one, I doubt finding some soap would be at the top of your list of priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Is that hot?
 
Takes all sorts, I suppose.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# have you ever tried making love in the sea...

...to an un-soaped pair of mermaid breasts? it's fine on the down stroke, but on the up stroke it rubs the wrong way on the scales.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# *nods*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# They're still nice though.
That also begs the question, "Do Mermen have winkies?"

Well do they?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# yes, they do and they are huge
they perform a similar function to mermaids breasts. Something for humans to gawp at.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# must really screw up
their streamlining. Unless they can suck it in when they need to swim away
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# like blue whales
9ft cock that they keep in a groove along their bellies

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# unlike mermaids breasts
which i should imagine help streamlining and general movement no end...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Yes.
 
Great thick ones like sharks.

No nipples, though.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Norks are never Useless!!!
Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:22, archived)
# To be fair, it is a fantasy
 
so logic is out of place.

I'm surprised he stopped at just two breasts.

: P
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:32, archived)
# ...........why are you surprised???!!!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# agreed!

Two would appear to be the best number . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:38, archived)
# unless there are more than one girlie?
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# well obviously . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# ..because the anatomy is at your discretion.
 
I rather enjoyed this column the other day:

www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/comics.shtml

See also www.b3ta.com/board/4693913
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# I'm getting the impression that you disapprove of the content of my art.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Somewhat, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make it.
 
It just seems like a bit of a rut. The jokes and animations you used to make were great!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Woo!
I think you may have missed this . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:23, archived)
# oooooh.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Morning Fran!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Morning Boys!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# Horaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Cor!
she's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:34, archived)
# would anyone here
be willing to ink and colour a sketch i have?
someone did it for me but never finished it, and im just not that way able ... its in my profile if anyone can be arsed...
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:53, archived)