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# Thank you
though I just learned that 2/3 of Americans believe there should be a law requiring 'intelligent design' be taught in science class along with evolution.
2/3 of Americans are retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:47, archived)
# yea, thats why the flying spaghetti monster came to be
click for more info
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Yes, I'm aware
but I didn't think it was as high as 2/3 that have no concept of science.
I love FSM.

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:51, archived)
# what, you thought the majority of americans were sensible!
and i love FSM to, i was touched by his noodly appendage :)
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Not necessarily a majority
but 2/3 is a lot!

if a law of that sort gets passed I'm moving to England.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)
# you know that 60% of statistics are made up right?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# pfft
T'was in the New York Times
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# tips
chips = fries
crisps = chips
motorway = freeway
tube = subway
subway = foot tunnel full of muggers / or very expensive sandwich shop
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# I was on the T
(Boston's subway system) with my friends the other day and kept calling it the tube
:(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:26, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Heeheehee!!
"Meatballs"
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)
# I
thought the flying spaghetti monster was made of concrete and in Birmingham...

haha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_Junction_%28England%29
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# this is simply ridiculous.

and it contributes to the European
straw dog that Americans are ignorant
religious extremists.

A more relevant (and reliable) statistic
is that America receives 2/3 of all
Nobel Prizes, while comprising a very
small minority of the world's population.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# America is becoming a fundamentalist Christian country
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# I don't buy that at all.

As a longtime ex-pat I believe I've got a
bit more perspective. Try living in another
country before you would judge your own so
harshly.


(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)
# 5 words
Intelligent Design in science class
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:28, archived)
# you are being
force fed Intellligent Design?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I'll take your non-answer as a no
the amount of counties that are
teaching this non-truth could be
counted on one hand, out of a
possible million.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:52, archived)
# or... maybe she left
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)