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# Shit, I forgot to charge up my lightsabre
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Haha!
your light sabre has a flop-off

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:23, archived)
# they dont
work well in loft conversions
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)
# hahahaha
you are mr floppy, all the ladie jedis laugh and whisper behind your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)
# thats what happened to Obi-Wan's Lightsaber...
still, thats old age for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Use The Viagra!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have a floppy one!

*points and laughs*

Rob!

If you're reading this, I just heard a great Quimmuendo!

"I just love Ginger Nuts!"

Get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)
# A girl requesting the deodorising of a t-shirt:
"Can you spray some of your man stuff on this?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# I saw one on one of those TV out-takes programs
There was an outside broadcast from a pub, then when it went back to the studio, the presenter man said "mine's a large one"
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:33, archived)
# ginger nuts rule

redsushi - earlier enquiry, don't know if you saw it board/5167862

*runs after minor threadjacking*
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# You are very right!
www.b3ta.com/board/5169080
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:33, archived)
# e-mail the newsletter thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)
# *Waits for Pele to advertise lightsaber maintainance clinics*
Woo!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:25, archived)
# hmmm - the force is not strong in this one
your a little floppy for a storm trooper

etc etc

edit:
smoking causes impotence
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Arf!
'Wookiee' has two 'e's, by the way.
/ashamed that I know that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:33, archived)
# *takes note*
ta - I've always spelt it that way and nobody has ever noticed
www.papbaffle.co.uk/images/wookie_justice.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:34, archived)
# a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:34, archived)
# it is my most leeched picture on my website
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:36, archived)
# not surprising, because it really is
a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:46, archived)
# and why aren't you bashing americans this week?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:31, archived)
# because I'm being nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah, well as an American Citizen
I find your inability to trash me
extremely pathetic. Please state
your nationality, and we can begin
exchanging tired old clichés.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Come on,
I'm sure you're in the majority, what are you afraid of?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)
# British.
I'll start us of with "All americans are overweight"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)
# ah, a classic
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha?

So you've never been to Spain?

Because the Brits that line, and
overwhelm the beaches there could easily
be mistaken for a mass suicide of
sperm whales.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# I'm British
Anything south of the Isle of Wight is foreign.
Therefore, on the basis that al foreigners suck & we rule, I've not been to Spain.
Plus I'm poor
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# *low golf clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5169229
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Why ARE all the spaceships the same way up?
=S
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)
# beacuse
all the people in them would fall over if the ships were upside down......
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Oh yeah...
why didn't i think of that...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Thank you
though I just learned that 2/3 of Americans believe there should be a law requiring 'intelligent design' be taught in science class along with evolution.
2/3 of Americans are retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:47, archived)
# yea, thats why the flying spaghetti monster came to be
click for more info
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Yes, I'm aware
but I didn't think it was as high as 2/3 that have no concept of science.
I love FSM.

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:51, archived)
# what, you thought the majority of americans were sensible!
and i love FSM to, i was touched by his noodly appendage :)
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Not necessarily a majority
but 2/3 is a lot!

if a law of that sort gets passed I'm moving to England.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)
# you know that 60% of statistics are made up right?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# pfft
T'was in the New York Times
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# tips
chips = fries
crisps = chips
motorway = freeway
tube = subway
subway = foot tunnel full of muggers / or very expensive sandwich shop
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# I was on the T
(Boston's subway system) with my friends the other day and kept calling it the tube
:(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:26, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Heeheehee!!
"Meatballs"
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)
# I
thought the flying spaghetti monster was made of concrete and in Birmingham...

haha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_Junction_%28England%29
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# this is simply ridiculous.

and it contributes to the European
straw dog that Americans are ignorant
religious extremists.

A more relevant (and reliable) statistic
is that America receives 2/3 of all
Nobel Prizes, while comprising a very
small minority of the world's population.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# America is becoming a fundamentalist Christian country
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# I don't buy that at all.

As a longtime ex-pat I believe I've got a
bit more perspective. Try living in another
country before you would judge your own so
harshly.


(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)
# 5 words
Intelligent Design in science class
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:28, archived)
# you are being
force fed Intellligent Design?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I'll take your non-answer as a no
the amount of counties that are
teaching this non-truth could be
counted on one hand, out of a
possible million.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:52, archived)
# or... maybe she left
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)
# hehee
use the force
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:39, archived)