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# My Grandad topped himself...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# *licks Angrydave's Grandad's head*

Mmmmm!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# pun 'n' tonic!
Don't mind if I do!

*adds a gallon of Kia Ora*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# careful
you'll go over your limit!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# no, no . . . no, no, no, no . . . no, no, no, no
THERE'S NO LIMIT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# techno techno techno techno
\*switches to ravemode*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Don't worry
when it comes to Kia Ora, Dave knows what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Pffft!
"Would you like crushed nuts with that?"

"Aye, and how would yer like yer tits blown off?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# 'you ever been picked up by the fuzz?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
# "nope, but i've been swung round by me tits"
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Winner!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# yes
but then she put him back down and everybody clapped.
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# I got told that joke saturday night.
"A police report said that a man covered himself in almonds, chocolate sauce, hundreds and thousands, and cherries."

"Police say he topped himself".

It was his birthday so I let him off with a giggle. Still, at 44, he should know better!

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)