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# I wouldn't eat anything which David Bellamy hastouched with his grubby hands
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# What's wrong with Bellamy.
I look like him.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# I shall keep an eye out for a girl with a bushy beard at the Bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# It was years ago
I no longer have a beard.

Just a handlebar moustache.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Equally distinctive :)

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# it's a lie
i just looked at your site and you is teh purty

(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Awwwww
*blushes*
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# So that pic is of you then :)

I did wonder...just didn't want to sound like a leery old perv :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Yes.
If you're referring to the one on my editorial site, which I assume you are. : )
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# meanwhile i'm perfectly happy to be a leery old perv
you is lully.. and i've probably borked your bandwidth now with lots of desperate boys running to have a look
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Hey...I didn't say wasn't a leery old perv...just that I didn't want to sound like one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# ah ninja perving
clever... teach me oh wise one
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# 1. Attain full lotus position
2. Stick your fingers in your ears
3. Make little clicking noises with your tongue
4. It's vitally important that you don't fart at this point.
5. Errrr forgot what point 5 is...oops
6. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# hehehe
just did that at my desk...it's quite good fun actually... probably a good thing i'm stuck in my shitty little office by myself
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# That's the one :)

Shouldn't be too difficult to recognise you
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Unless I turn up in disguise.
Which I am thinking about.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# I suggest we all turn up wearing handle-bar mostaches :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Bellamy
it's just that his hands are usually caked with shite.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# ironically
he also shites cake

battenburg mostly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)