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# lunch

Today for my lunch I am eating three cheese, horseradish, pickle, lettuce and tomato
rolls, two tunnocks caramel wafers, two bananas all washed down with a litre of water
and several cups of tea.
What are you eating?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# First!
One tuna and cream cheese roll, one cheese and crunchy pickle roll, a cup of tea and a Rolo chocolate dessert. Yay!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# What's in the rolls?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# well, duh!
Get off my hat!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Ooft!
double-ninja-edited!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# yoho!
sneaky!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I
hate tuna
but love cheese and pickle
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I be having
2 Cheese Ham and Mustard sandwiches all washed down with some water.

i have no crisps because I left my wallet at home :(

Tory Leadership Candidates redsushi!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Fine sandwiches, shame about the crisps
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# blag crisps
say you're diabetic and look sad :(
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I'm not diabetic yet
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# whatever gruel is being served in the Parliamentary canteen today
Bellamy's isn't good
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# I wouldn't eat anything which David Bellamy hastouched with his grubby hands
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# What's wrong with Bellamy.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# I shall keep an eye out for a girl with a bushy beard at the Bash :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# It was years ago
I no longer have a beard.

Just a handlebar moustache.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Equally distinctive :)

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# it's a lie
i just looked at your site and you is teh purty

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Awwwww
*blushes*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# So that pic is of you then :)

I did wonder...just didn't want to sound like a leery old perv :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Yes.
If you're referring to the one on my editorial site, which I assume you are. : )
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# meanwhile i'm perfectly happy to be a leery old perv
you is lully.. and i've probably borked your bandwidth now with lots of desperate boys running to have a look
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Hey...I didn't say wasn't a leery old perv...just that I didn't want to sound like one :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# ah ninja perving
clever... teach me oh wise one
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# 1. Attain full lotus position
2. Stick your fingers in your ears
3. Make little clicking noises with your tongue
4. It's vitally important that you don't fart at this point.
5. Errrr forgot what point 5 is...oops
6. Profit
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# hehehe
just did that at my desk...it's quite good fun actually... probably a good thing i'm stuck in my shitty little office by myself
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# That's the one :)

Shouldn't be too difficult to recognise you
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Unless I turn up in disguise.
Which I am thinking about.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# I suggest we all turn up wearing handle-bar mostaches :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Bellamy
it's just that his hands are usually caked with shite.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# ironically
he also shites cake

battenburg mostly.

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Cheese and ham baps
with branston samwidge pickle, a packet of sweet chilli kettle crisps and a cuppa tea.
:¬)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Alphabetti spaghetti with every letter removed apart for C?
how queer!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
The boss walked by my desk and bamboozled me!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!
It seems to be cheese and ham day so far.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# pffft "baps"
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Huzzah!
A sausage roll, 6 mini scotch eggs, a packet of thai bites, cranberry juice and spring water.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Just like haveing your own mini buffet
braw!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Couldn't be arsed with making sandwiches this week...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# I'm getting sick of making sandwiches too,
I forsee something different for lunch later in the week.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Mmmm, the sheer unhealthyness of the idea did provoke an evil glare from Mrs Doc, whilst doing the supermarket shopping last night
...but after 10 years of making sandwiches to take into the office monday to friday, I finally snapped.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Ach! just buy her a bar of chocolate and the latest issue of Hello magazine
that'll soon keep her quiet.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# cannelloni
hmm cannelloni
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Yes, that is a good lunch!
do you have chips with the cannelloni? cannelloni and chips be good.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Not sure if
i will have time to make chips as well.
Waitrose microwave cannelloni is teh best.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I don't know what I'll be having for lunch
it's the first day unemployment today so who knows!?!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Celebrate with bacon and egg rolls!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# no bacon
and i don't like eggs.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# rolls
tehn?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Bah!
you must be some sort of freak! have rolls and soup.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Sausage and Mash
with

Runner Beans
Peas
Sweetcorn
and
Onion Gravy

I forgot the Bread to soak up the gravy so drank it like a cup-a-soup

Mug of Tea
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# hehehe
Always with the huge lunches!

*points*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# It just sounds a lot*

*Actually there was about a pint of onion gravy :) The other stuff was definately swimming
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm, onion gravy.
I loves teh stuff! Especially when made with half a pint of Mild...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# This had guinness
But mild is good
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Excellent!
*drools over keyboard*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Wow...that must be an extremely attractive keyboard :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Look at the Caps Lock on that!
*rubs thighs*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm.....sexy space bar....hubba hubba
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# I saw your 'kia-ora' code book down there, tis most good
and all true...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I saw you saw...
:)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I saw you saw he saw . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I see!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# I sell sea shells on the seashore...
/not quite got it, have i
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# My Kia Ora? No . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Cohohohor!
now that's what I call lunch! vol 42
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I am teh f00d l33t !!!11!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# tom and veg cup-a-soup
ready salted square crisps,some flapjack,and a yogurt.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Bah! cup-a-soup shmup-a-soup!
everything else is good though.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# i shall be smoking loads of tabs
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Lungtastic!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Fish Finger
Butties
and drinking Belgian Beer
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Yummy :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Ah, a finer lunch that
I haven't had fishfinger sandwiches in years.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Baxters Italian Broth with smoked bacon soup.......
With Snack A Jacks (sour cream and sweet chilli)

washed down with a bottle of diet coke.

Also most prob have a few almonds.....

It am be healthy ....ish


Oh and woo to the facts.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# that is a good lunch,
apart from the snack a jacks and diet coke.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# yea the snack a jacks do taste like packing foam.......
will replace them with the mighty nobbys balti chicken crisps.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Kia-Ora - loads of it too, nothing but pure undiluted Kia-Ora
"World-supply-of-Kia-Ora-locked-up-in-my-fiendish-evil-genius-lair-guarded-by-henchmen-in-kia-ora-coloured-overalls" The Great Architect
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# nope!
That's neer, that is!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# hoho!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# THat's what you think!
hohoho!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# lovely!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# A rather manky 'nana
a nice cox apple and three rollies, washed down with water. Not very satisfying but i is very poor and can't afford to go shopping
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# A lunch to keep the waistline trim!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Indeed
but now my poor stomach is growling at me to feed it more. May have to use part of the 4 pounds i have left for the month to buy something mars barish
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# What kind of pickle? Branstons?
"A toasted cheese sandwich with 2 kinds of cheese (some kind of hard goats' cheese and vacherin Mont d'Or) and red onion marmalade, followed by low-fat custard and caramel sauce, washed down with a cup of blackcurrant tea," artificially flavours Pachey.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Cor! sounds braw!
Branston pickle is what I have.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# i'm off to morrisons in a bit, what shall i purchase?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# flowers
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# i was in hospital last christmas for using a daffodil bulb instead of an onion whilst cooking.
i missed christmas as the doctor said i wouldn't be out until the spring.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Badam Tisch!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# a 15" portable telly with a combined dvd
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
and some yellow marigolds
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Tunnocks wafers and a litre of Gin
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# i do feel like that.

one small problem, i don't eat the chocolate and gin would mean i'd have to stay at work longer as i wouldn't be ablke to drive.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# hmmm, get a nice salad then
with lots of bacon crispy bits and onions
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# i shall see what the salad cart has to offer when i'm there.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Why don't you eat the chocolate?
Maybe you could get a miniature of gin.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# gave up chocolate aboute 12 years ago.

no medical reason, just gave it up.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# ris? I don't get it
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# a kitten pie
yummy
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# a made in store pizza
with nice toppings
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# no cooking facilities at work i'm afraid.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# my local Morrisons cooks it for you
comes to you hot out the oven
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# i will look when i get there
if they have those facilities then i may well have pizza.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Have one of their freshly baked pizzas!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# 'An arrow and a hovercraft!'
aprilfools Dave!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# A fine combination of ethnic foods
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# 2 rounds of extra light Waitrose own brand Philadelphia rip off soft cheese and branston pickle on white bread, with an apple and probably a couple of cans of diet Coke
transport of delights Brianftang
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# "braw"!
you wild WILD man!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# I know, hugely dull
but, as I discovered yesterday, I am a stone overweight.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# you looked fairly skinny last time
has mongychops been feeding you something "special"?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# lager
it's my downfall

but also, it's really nice.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# You mentioned that you were on a diet the other day
I recommended the Asian supermarket and I shall do so again.

Go to the Asian supermarket!!! 1 billion Chinese can't be wrong.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# you're right
i must make haste to the nearest one. Which would actually, I guess, be Chinatown in Soho. Too far to walk for lunch. Maybe tomorrow.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Oh yes, there are some good ones there.
Good luck with the diet! : )
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Cor! dietarama!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Luncharama
I had fried chile and corn fritters with a blue cheese and walnut dip, followed by braised beef short ribs in a chili sauce with sweet potato, butternut squash and other yummy veg, washed down with a large glass of Reisling. And better still, I robbed money out of petty cash to pay for it, but on the downside, I've now got 6 hours of work left so I may need to pop over to Boots later on for a Meal Deal... and I'll probably have to pay for that out of my own pocket. Darn.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Hurray!
that's a grand lunch! good work on the theft too!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm....
1 x Corination Chicken Sarnie
2 x Hula Hoops (original and salt n' vinigar)
1 x Granny Smith apple
1 x Munchies!

Mass Spectrometers, Druss.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Hupa-Hoola
Do you rip open the two packs and mix the contents together, creating a surprise with every bite? That is the best!

Also, surely you must at some point eat them off your fingers... lovely!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Oh YES!
The only fun thing to do in our office is play which flavour next!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Good lunch there!
Hula Hoops are braw!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Chicken and honey mustard
in white bap with salad

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Top notch!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Ooh, similar to mine
I'm having homemade green tomato chutney instead of mustard though
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# 2 rounds of Tiger bread
with peanut butter, a Finger Cream and a small bottle of Ribena.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Yum! yum! yum!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# What's Tiger bread?
Is it stripey?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Yes...it's the pattern and texture on the bread :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# It's delectable
as Mr. Prunes expressed up there ^^^^^
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# You won't get any argument from me my good man :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# cheese and cucumber sarnie
with extra thick bread and a banana
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# put the banana in as well!
banana sandwiches are the best

.. man man man
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# too late!
i agree though, banana and sugar or banana and chocolate spread sandwiches rock
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# banana and honey
i remember fondly from my pre-diabetic days.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# i had banana in my veggie curry
at Masala Zone the other day. Was very... odd.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Grand
that banana needs to go in there too, cheese and banana sandwiches are great! if possible toast it too.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Today I will mostly be eating
Chicken with garlic and pepper, green olives, carrots, tomatoes and bread.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# THat is a good lunch!
yes.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# It will be
when I get the chicken defrosted :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# 'fternoon!
Today it shall be...

Chese and onion on multi grain roll (EDIT - Just bit into roll and it is red onion! Bonus!!)
Quavers
Bounty (Blue)
Salt'n'vinegar Walkers
Diet Coke with lemon (not lime today)

and maybe a cup of tea afterwards
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Hurray!
not a bad lunch that!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Yummity!
Square sausages in well-fired rolls with real butter and ketchup. Washed down with piping hot tea!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Lorne sausage is grand!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Huzzah!
Chicken soup, for I have another nasty nasty cold.

And much tea!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Hurray!
chicken soup is top of the pops! have four bowls!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I would, but I could only afford the one tin
as I spent the rest on cigs and dairy milk.

Mmmmmm dairy milk, eases the throat.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Tinned?
you should have made your own! that way you could have chicken soup all week for the cost of about £2 or something.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Oooooh, now theres a prospect!
However my culinary skills, while better than most 22-year-old's, make me very very terrified of soup.

I'll get a recipe and give it a go though, when I am better and could stand being in the kitchen for more than 5 minutes!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)
# A bananananananana, an apple, a cheddar cheese sarnie,
a packet of sweet chilli walker's sensations crisps (they ARE the best crisps in the world ever, that contain more MSG than potato) and a lemon tracker bar (gotta have the healthy option in there, and they're quite nice and sort of crunchy-chewy).

Oh, and 4 cups of tea :o)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I ain't had nuffin yet
but i'll be going to work soon and i'll have a nice crispy roll with bacon and cheese and 5 30oz cups of coffee with 3 sugars and full fat milk in each one!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Braw!
you have the lunchtime spirit
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)