

Today for my lunch I am eating three cheese, horseradish, pickle, lettuce and tomato
rolls, two tunnocks caramel wafers, two bananas all washed down with a litre of water
and several cups of tea.
What are you eating?

One tuna and cream cheese roll, one cheese and crunchy pickle roll, a cup of tea and a Rolo chocolate dessert. Yay!
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2 Cheese Ham and Mustard sandwiches all washed down with some water.
i have no crisps because I left my wallet at home :(
Tory Leadership Candidates redsushi!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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i have no crisps because I left my wallet at home :(
Tory Leadership Candidates redsushi!

Bellamy's isn't good
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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I no longer have a beard.
Just a handlebar moustache.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48,
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Just a handlebar moustache.

I did wonder...just didn't want to sound like a leery old perv :)

If you're referring to the one on my editorial site, which I assume you are. : )
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14,
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you is lully.. and i've probably borked your bandwidth now with lots of desperate boys running to have a look
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18,
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2. Stick your fingers in your ears
3. Make little clicking noises with your tongue
4. It's vitally important that you don't fart at this point.
5. Errrr forgot what point 5 is...oops
6. Profit
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31,
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3. Make little clicking noises with your tongue
4. It's vitally important that you don't fart at this point.
5. Errrr forgot what point 5 is...oops
6. Profit

just did that at my desk...it's quite good fun actually... probably a good thing i'm stuck in my shitty little office by myself
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39,
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it's just that his hands are usually caked with shite.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05,
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with branston samwidge pickle, a packet of sweet chilli kettle crisps and a cuppa tea.
:¬)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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how queer!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40,
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A sausage roll, 6 mini scotch eggs, a packet of thai bites, cranberry juice and spring water.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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I forsee something different for lunch later in the week.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03,
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...but after 10 years of making sandwiches to take into the office monday to friday, I finally snapped.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07,
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that'll soon keep her quiet.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12,
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do you have chips with the cannelloni? cannelloni and chips be good.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43,
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i will have time to make chips as well.
Waitrose microwave cannelloni is teh best.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50,
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Waitrose microwave cannelloni is teh best.

it's the first day unemployment today so who knows!?!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38,
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with
Runner Beans
Peas
Sweetcorn
and
Onion Gravy
I forgot the Bread to soak up the gravy so drank it like a cup-a-soup
Mug of Tea
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Runner Beans
Peas
Sweetcorn
and
Onion Gravy
I forgot the Bread to soak up the gravy so drank it like a cup-a-soup
Mug of Tea

*Actually there was about a pint of onion gravy :) The other stuff was definately swimming

I loves teh stuff! Especially when made with half a pint of Mild...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46,
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and all true...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44,
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/not quite got it, have i
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56,
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ready salted square crisps,some flapjack,and a yogurt.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38,
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I haven't had fishfinger sandwiches in years.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46,
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With Snack A Jacks (sour cream and sweet chilli)
washed down with a bottle of diet coke.
Also most prob have a few almonds.....
It am be healthy ....ish
Oh and woo to the facts.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39,
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washed down with a bottle of diet coke.
Also most prob have a few almonds.....
It am be healthy ....ish
Oh and woo to the facts.

apart from the snack a jacks and diet coke.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47,
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will replace them with the mighty nobbys balti chicken crisps.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52,
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"World-supply-of-Kia-Ora-locked-up-in-my-fiendish-evil-genius-lair-guarded-by-henchmen-in-kia-ora-coloured-overalls" The Great Architect
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39,
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a nice cox apple and three rollies, washed down with water. Not very satisfying but i is very poor and can't afford to go shopping
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39,
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but now my poor stomach is growling at me to feed it more. May have to use part of the 4 pounds i have left for the month to buy something mars barish
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51,
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"A toasted cheese sandwich with 2 kinds of cheese (some kind of hard goats' cheese and vacherin Mont d'Or) and red onion marmalade, followed by low-fat custard and caramel sauce, washed down with a cup of blackcurrant tea," artificially flavours Pachey.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39,
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i missed christmas as the doctor said i wouldn't be out until the spring.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42,
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one small problem, i don't eat the chocolate and gin would mean i'd have to stay at work longer as i wouldn't be ablke to drive.

with lots of bacon crispy bits and onions
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45,
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Maybe you could get a miniature of gin.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47,
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no medical reason, just gave it up.

comes to you hot out the oven
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47,
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if they have those facilities then i may well have pizza.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53,
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transport of delights Brianftang
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42,
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but, as I discovered yesterday, I am a stone overweight.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50,
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has mongychops been feeding you something "special"?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52,
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I recommended the Asian supermarket and I shall do so again.
Go to the Asian supermarket!!! 1 billion Chinese can't be wrong.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53,
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Go to the Asian supermarket!!! 1 billion Chinese can't be wrong.

i must make haste to the nearest one. Which would actually, I guess, be Chinatown in Soho. Too far to walk for lunch. Maybe tomorrow.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58,
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Good luck with the diet! : )
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04,
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I had fried chile and corn fritters with a blue cheese and walnut dip, followed by braised beef short ribs in a chili sauce with sweet potato, butternut squash and other yummy veg, washed down with a large glass of Reisling. And better still, I robbed money out of petty cash to pay for it, but on the downside, I've now got 6 hours of work left so I may need to pop over to Boots later on for a Meal Deal... and I'll probably have to pay for that out of my own pocket. Darn.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46,
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1 x Corination Chicken Sarnie
2 x Hula Hoops (original and salt n' vinigar)
1 x Granny Smith apple
1 x Munchies!
Mass Spectrometers, Druss.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47,
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2 x Hula Hoops (original and salt n' vinigar)
1 x Granny Smith apple
1 x Munchies!
Mass Spectrometers, Druss.

Do you rip open the two packs and mix the contents together, creating a surprise with every bite? That is the best!
Also, surely you must at some point eat them off your fingers... lovely!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50,
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Also, surely you must at some point eat them off your fingers... lovely!

The only fun thing to do in our office is play which flavour next!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52,
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I'm having homemade green tomato chutney instead of mustard though
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58,
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with peanut butter, a Finger Cream and a small bottle of Ribena.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49,
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with extra thick bread and a banana
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51,
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banana sandwiches are the best
.. man man man
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52,
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.. man man man

i agree though, banana and sugar or banana and chocolate spread sandwiches rock
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55,
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at Masala Zone the other day. Was very... odd.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00,
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that banana needs to go in there too, cheese and banana sandwiches are great! if possible toast it too.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56,
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Chicken with garlic and pepper, green olives, carrots, tomatoes and bread.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57,
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Today it shall be...
Chese and onion on multi grain roll (EDIT - Just bit into roll and it is red onion! Bonus!!)
Quavers
Bounty (Blue)
Salt'n'vinegar Walkers
Diet Coke with lemon (not lime today)
and maybe a cup of tea afterwards
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01,
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Chese and onion on multi grain roll (EDIT - Just bit into roll and it is red onion! Bonus!!)
Quavers
Bounty (Blue)
Salt'n'vinegar Walkers
Diet Coke with lemon (not lime today)
and maybe a cup of tea afterwards

Square sausages in well-fired rolls with real butter and ketchup. Washed down with piping hot tea!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01,
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Chicken soup, for I have another nasty nasty cold.
And much tea!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07,
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And much tea!

as I spent the rest on cigs and dairy milk.
Mmmmmm dairy milk, eases the throat.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10,
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Mmmmmm dairy milk, eases the throat.

you should have made your own! that way you could have chicken soup all week for the cost of about £2 or something.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:13,
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However my culinary skills, while better than most 22-year-old's, make me very very terrified of soup.
I'll get a recipe and give it a go though, when I am better and could stand being in the kitchen for more than 5 minutes!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15,
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I'll get a recipe and give it a go though, when I am better and could stand being in the kitchen for more than 5 minutes!

a packet of sweet chilli walker's sensations crisps (they ARE the best crisps in the world ever, that contain more MSG than potato) and a lemon tracker bar (gotta have the healthy option in there, and they're quite nice and sort of crunchy-chewy).
Oh, and 4 cups of tea :o)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12,
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Oh, and 4 cups of tea :o)