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# hmmm, a convincing adversary
*lunges at sugarspunsister's tummy button and takes out ninja controlling device by crushing it*

/bring out the ultimate weapon..... The Laser controlled turbo injected, geothermic powered Timmy Mallett operated Mallett's Mallet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
Nooooooonnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, who will save us now!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa
/more evil cackling, but only cos the chicks dig it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# *Is heartened by redsushi's cunning ruse*
*combats terrifying mallett with pure will and strength of mind*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# You go girl!
*calls Uri Geller*

"Hey! Uri? yeah....

Guess what?....

I'm better than you!

*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Anyones better than Uri Geller
Especially Derren Brown.


*Displays weakness*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# right, well...
You have one minute...Mallett's Mallett is a word association game, where you mustn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word or say a word I don't like, or you get a bash on the head like this or like this! Now, look at each other and say Bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# "Redsushi, nooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# *ninja kicks mallet out of hand*
A-hah, the tables have turned!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# i could watch those high ninja kicks all day
but alas, i just got redsushi beforehand, and now, i run, run away to a secret place...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Curses
*follows*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Now e have to fly away to a remote
island and make babies.

Come on then. Where so you want to go?

how about my Lime Hill Estate?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
*turns to the dark side*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Nooooo!
Doesn;t matter anyway!

I only side with people who have shops ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Pffth!
*Is still poor*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# *Still loves sugarspunsister*
*pines for the love he lost :(*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *drinks kia-ora and champagne*
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# hey, now we're talking!
who's got the kia-ora?
who's the daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah!
*Lives rest of life in evil kia-ora heaven*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# well, works for me
/tells angelina jolie to pack her bags,
I got a new high ninja kicking girl in da house
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Wow!"
*Is honoured*

*Gets colagen implants to have terrifyingly large lips just her predecessor*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# ha ha *boinks on the head with Mallet* -
yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)