Its badger of love
he is 100% evil and so I get to abuse him
his missus said so
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30,
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his missus said so
Thank the gods!
No threadwastes a threadwaste when that comes out.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27,
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Thats one of the nicest things anyone has ever said...
to a kia-ora stealing evil genius
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29,
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This is possibly true
Hey, since I'm so nice and all, how about you let me guard the kia-ora for a bit while you take a nap?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30,
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hmmmm, a tempting offer....
would have to chain you up to ensure you didnt run off with it....
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32,
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I've just noticed....
I become an evil Kia-Ora stealing genius and I get charmed by Women...
Where was I going wrong before?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36,
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Where was I going wrong before?
It's....umm......it's....
A new form of body jewelery, yes. Everyones wearing it.
*death-rays*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35,
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*death-rays*
my killer kitten Murfee will kill all other kittins
with sheer cute power (pic in profile)
see, you cannot win
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40,
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see, you cannot win
hmmm, a convincing adversary
*lunges at sugarspunsister's tummy button and takes out ninja controlling device by crushing it*
/bring out the ultimate weapon..... The Laser controlled turbo injected, geothermic powered Timmy Mallett operated Mallett's Mallet!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44,
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/bring out the ultimate weapon..... The Laser controlled turbo injected, geothermic powered Timmy Mallett operated Mallett's Mallet!
Noooooooooo!
Nooooooonnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh, who will save us now!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45,
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Oh, who will save us now!
Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa
/more evil cackling, but only cos the chicks dig it
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46,
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*Is heartened by redsushi's cunning ruse*
*combats terrifying mallett with pure will and strength of mind*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48,
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You go girl!
*calls Uri Geller*
"Hey! Uri? yeah....
Guess what?....
I'm better than you!
*hangs up*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50,
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"Hey! Uri? yeah....
Guess what?....
I'm better than you!
*hangs up*
Anyones better than Uri Geller
Especially Derren Brown.
*Displays weakness*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54,
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*Displays weakness*
right, well...
You have one minute...Mallett's Mallett is a word association game, where you mustn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word or say a word I don't like, or you get a bash on the head like this or like this! Now, look at each other and say Bleurgh!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50,
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*ninja kicks mallet out of hand*
A-hah, the tables have turned!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55,
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i could watch those high ninja kicks all day
but alas, i just got redsushi beforehand, and now, i run, run away to a secret place...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57,
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Now e have to fly away to a remote
island and make babies.
Come on then. Where so you want to go?
how about my Lime Hill Estate?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59,
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Come on then. Where so you want to go?
how about my Lime Hill Estate?
Nooooo!
Doesn;t matter anyway!
I only side with people who have shops ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02,
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I only side with people who have shops ;)
hey, now we're talking!
who's got the kia-ora?
who's the daddy?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05,
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who's the daddy?
well, works for me
/tells angelina jolie to pack her bags,
I got a new high ninja kicking girl in da house
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07,
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I got a new high ninja kicking girl in da house
Wow!"
*Is honoured*
*Gets colagen implants to have terrifyingly large lips just her predecessor*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10,
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*Gets colagen implants to have terrifyingly large lips just her predecessor*
ha ha *boinks on the head with Mallet* -
yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-out!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56,
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Ha!
I am invincible to the fluffeh!
He is not with us anymore....
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44,
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He is not with us anymore....
gives him a sip of the revitalising juice that IS geneticlaly-modified Kia-Ora, and watches him grow to immeasurable size
/an evil genius HAS to have a cat
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48,
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he shed his original skin and is now invunerbaleblebleblebleblebleble
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51,
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*tries Mussels*
Oooh Ye sthats right Murfee! Thats it, just over the cliff there are loads of fish.
*comicla sound effect of falling*
*comical sound effect of hitting the floor*
*Miaow!*
*Sound of a shark eating Murfee*
Ha ha ha!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53,
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*comicla sound effect of falling*
*comical sound effect of hitting the floor*
*Miaow!*
*Sound of a shark eating Murfee*
Ha ha ha!
scccchplendid work, I admire that...
but while you were busy doing that, ive hidden the 4 pure specimens somewhere even safer!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54,
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*calls on DTF and his special kia-ora finding powers*
*locates*
*fights guards*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56,
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*fights guards*
i like that, much more than i should :)
it only comes out in emergencies too
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30,
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Good gosh
I haven't been to this place in a long time.
It's all sticky.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32,
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It's all sticky.
have you been a cunt all your life
or did you take remedial class?
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