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# Ok, im really fecking angry now :(
I spent a while cutting up boxes to make a robot face (scissors were to hand), and when I take a picture with my shitty £10 digital camera, all I get is a closeup of my face. Like just my nose. And this is at arms length. And everything is almost pitch black.

FUCKING PIECE OF CHEAP SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# turn the lights on!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Lights are on. I also tried to use the flash -
It lit the room up a treat. made my face pure white though (all you can see is a blank white outline, no features).
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# put a bit of toilet paper over the flash
thus dampening it's effect
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Or I could flish the cheap piece of fuck down the toilet.
And shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# a mirror
could be your friend right about now
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha you're getting points for aggression here!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)