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# SUPERHAPPYBOARDEVENTTIME!!


Rules:
1.) bonus points for originality
2.) bonus points for looking like a kickass, ninja motherfucker
3.) bonus points for effort
4.) materials that are to hand only
5.) the judges decision is final, unless you have a deathray in which case we may negotiate
6.) points awarded for damage, control, style and agression
7.) sexy robots are encouraged

DO YOUR WORST!!


(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hurray!

you can barely see the jack sticking out my nose
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:01, archived)
# CD Eyes rule
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Wonderful!
nice eyes.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:17, archived)
# pfft!
You look like Johnny five!
(, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Are you
my mummy?
(, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 21:14, archived)
# im listening to a kraftwerk song about robots.
does that count.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:01, archived)
# OK I'll try next time
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# MORE!!
MORE I SAY!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# you guys are great for doing this sort of thing. More power to you.

g'night you craaaazy kids
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# a lukewarm start
come on get those crazy things stuck to your head you crazy robot character
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Life, why you mock me?
My camera's broke. :(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# i demand you dress up and then draw a self portrait
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Rightio!
*rubs hands gleefully*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# aww shame, you're always a good catalyst too
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# you crazy character with your crazy young robots
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Aww...cute :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Ok, im really fecking angry now :(
I spent a while cutting up boxes to make a robot face (scissors were to hand), and when I take a picture with my shitty £10 digital camera, all I get is a closeup of my face. Like just my nose. And this is at arms length. And everything is almost pitch black.

FUCKING PIECE OF CHEAP SHIT!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# turn the lights on!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Lights are on. I also tried to use the flash -
It lit the room up a treat. made my face pure white though (all you can see is a blank white outline, no features).
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# put a bit of toilet paper over the flash
thus dampening it's effect
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Or I could flish the cheap piece of fuck down the toilet.
And shit on it.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# a mirror
could be your friend right about now
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha you're getting points for aggression here!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# No camera

but I do have a deathray
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# OK
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# oooh manchester
oooh robot
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# spot on.
Great Ancoats Street to be precise. It's where all the cool robots hang out.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# I like the cut of his jib.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
sterling work!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fantastic!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# top horn!
*honks*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Oooh
wonderful!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# fricking aces!
in a jar!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# I AM A ROBOT...KILL KILL KILL
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# That's excellent
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Ta!


(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# fucking fabulous
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# If in doubt....
fruitbowl 'n' foil
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# sounds like another night out at the bars....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:37, archived)
# sexiest robot so far...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# aww :(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:17, archived)
# And to think i showed you my glowing orb...
shesh.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# hahahahahha
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Taht's
teh winner!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# aww
i remember my board events *sniff* :-)
big
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Do another one
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:17, archived)
# i like theNevilles best
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# it's my favourite too
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# argh, i bit the foil, motherfucker
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:17, archived)
# hahahahahahaaha
nice
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# THE FUCK!!


*cowers*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# wheres yours you lazy clint
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# i've lost the connector for my camera... i'm still looking so if i find it, i'm ready and waiting
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Jesus!
Did you seriously have a collander to hand?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:20, archived)
# didnt even have to leave my chair
i was wearing one anyway
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Wonderful!
Drugs or booze?

Or both?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:22, archived)
# medical reasons
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:25, archived)
# *applauds*
It's tops as a robot : )
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# you have a wheelie chair AICMFP
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:35, archived)
# CYBERMAN!
*Hides*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Damn,foiled again


(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# w00t!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# i can't join in from the hell of life that i'm in
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Barstoolbot!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Righto.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
/collapses
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Heheh..
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# ALL ROBOTS WEAR HATS PROCLAIMING THEIR ROBOTAGE
and Herman Gonorrhea the robot is no exception.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:22, archived)
# that crazy giraffe what will he do next?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Whatever you want him to...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Yay!
I never knew you were a giraffe.

A most excellent giraffe at that.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# are you actually under that anywhere?
this is supposed to be a costume you subversive minx!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:24, archived)
# FINE.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# wow!
greater than a great thing
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:36, archived)
# That's a great view of you....
waist height......
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# All your electrical tape are belong to us!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa!
Superb!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# YES!
!!!! EYFUFUUCKING YESS!!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Bicycle light ftw!
Also, you cant have batteries at hand! It's a social Faux Pas!
You have to spend at least 5 minutes finding the batteries you want, and find the wrong size at least twice.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# They leaked battery chub all over me
does that make it more acceptable?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# the best yet!!
supercool!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# fuck me thats good
does the red light spin around

say yes
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# If ImageReady was better
then it would strobe?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Oooh I say
oooh! Marvellous!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# *sigh*
the things I do..


The inside of a big bag of crisps on my face. The inside of a box of nuts on my head with 2 nail files.

Edit: As per usual rules, everything was on my desk.

I tried to wear glasses but no luck.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Superb.
You deserve a medal.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha, this I love!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# METAL ANT OF DOOOOM!
:)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# crivens!
this is ace!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Hoorah,for
crisps and their pakets!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# and the empty box of nutties on my head
so I could cut slits in them to shove in the nail files :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Budget one eyed model?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:25, archived)
# hahaahahahahahahah
two horns for the price of one (eye)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# Are those buttplugs?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:27, archived)
# I hope not.
They take 240 volts.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# you mean that's not a standard feature?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Cor blimey!
That's quite good.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Thanks.
I thought about getting the bulbs to light up but
decided that it could be a bit dangerous.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# ahaha
outstanding.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# top banana!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:32, archived)
# This really DOES look like a robot
and is highly commendable.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:33, archived)
# good!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:37, archived)
# tescobot will kill us all!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Had to do it.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:47, archived)
# surprisingly absorbent!
sugar free! stays crunchy in milt!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:58, archived)
# ok.......
.

.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# *sniggers*
what is it with you chaps and having tin foil in your room... it's hardly suitable wankrag
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# it is if your a robot
tissue's usless on mercury
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# hahahaha
point well made
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# no
but it is a rather good insulator
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# haha
What are you using for eyes?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# craptastic mini cam. fembot
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Ohmigodsohmigodsohmigods.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# GOSH!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# egads!
*swoons*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# oo-er!


(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# NORKS!
Norksnorksnorksnorksnorks!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha
The cam gave me problems - had to switch usb ports a couple of times, forgot to put my shirt back on. oops.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Norks !
errr.... I mean...... WINNER !
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# you see
i would do this
but then i would need to be shot
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# pie tins
deflect bullets.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# genios!
i will wear these always now
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:53, archived)
# HAHA
You'll regret this my dear, I personally guarantee it ;)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# shhhh!
it's on UKDragon, it'll be gone in a week!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:16, archived)
# holy cow!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# a
compo i smell?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# I don't have my work camera so have this
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:33, archived)
# *BEEP*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Wow.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:33, archived)
# LIGHTGUN!!
this one has a death ray!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Streuth!
Is that a stylophone?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Casio VL-1
Nintendo Zapper
Grolsch Lamp
3-pins Extension.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# SCAN! DESTROY!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:36, archived)
# OH SWEET CUNTLING THE TEETH.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:37, archived)
# ahhh!
im frightened
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:37, archived)
# *soils self*

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# fuck me!
aren't you one of the cenobites from hellraiser?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Jesus!
most terrifying board event EVER.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# I'm glad I've achieved something
...

Bin night's Thursday, so I now have a week's rubbish all over the floor. And a few hours A-level Maths to do. Priorities horifically wrong!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Hahahaha, pffth!
Robots come top over EVERYTHING.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# tee hee *snorts*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Eep!
Thats me not sleeping tonight then.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# you are judge death aicmfp!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] so to make sosumi feel less on her own naked I sort of

OW!!!

edit:
shoulder armour = DVD cases
chest plate = bottle opener
nipple guards = tea spoons
voice coder = tablet mouse
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:42, archived)
# my god...
i knew it was coming, but i still wasn't quite prepared... top commitment!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Ooof!
I dread to think what would have happened if anybody had walked in on you then.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:44, archived)
# they'd have been aroused beyond human contraception
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# they'd go off like a shotgun!
and that goes for girls as well!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Are you implying you are god?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# must it really be implied
I mean come on
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Hee!
I never doubted it for a minute
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:50, archived)
# As I am now!
phwoooar!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:47, archived)
# Phwoar.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# My word
top robotage :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# the pain
I thought I tore my nipple fucking off
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:47, archived)
# Ouch
Best use blue-tac from now on.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:49, archived)
# You're a hand?
/autocomplete

w/y/h, oh how very masculine!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:50, archived)
# ooohhh!
*faints*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 2:56, archived)
# I had a go, but it was rubbish.
*re-screws metal grill onto electric fire*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# you have a reputation to uphold!
get to it man! the marking hasn't begun yet
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:47, archived)
# Meh.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Nice...er...
shirt....


/is old. Maybe it's the fashion these days
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That was well worth the effort.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# I should have plugged it in.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:05, archived)
# !
Now that would have been foolish.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# my camera appears to be borked.
so you gat a crappy 'shop instead.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
and here i even made a robot head from my turntable lid for nothing, damn it.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:56, archived)
# tis crap
and no norks
but have a hairy robot!

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edit: what did we learn from this children?
CDs are see though!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 0:58, archived)
# Stop looking like me..
But younger,and with a lot more hair!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:05, archived)
# you
have a permenent marker stuck in your nose too?

edit: hehe probably true, i always wanted a goatee thing
or whatever you kids are callin em nowadays
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Yes,when they say permanent,
they really mean it!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# hehehe
walked into that one
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:08, archived)
# You have fucking massive nostrils.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:06, archived)
# hurray!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:07, archived)