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# Just popped in to see...
...how you're all doing...

...have i missed owt?
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:07, archived)
# Fuck me sideways with a broomhandle
EDIT: Is it Phil Collins?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:09, archived)
# ppffttt.....
...phil collins (wipes tears from eyes) oh my no, its from here.
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:30, archived)
# we're all dead and trolling for brains.
so you missed that part.

also, my cat just farted.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Pussy fart
How odd
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Quite the opposite.
 
A diet of raw meat and bug parts doesn't do wonders for one's posterior odours.

(one of my cats is also evidently too damn lazy to wash his arse properly)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:13, archived)
# You call cats pussies in new Zealand right?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:15, archived)
# No, we call 'em Royale with Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Stupid French
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:20, archived)
# so that's the problem then.
and here I thought it was the sulfites in the wine and cider I was drinking.

...oh, you meant the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Wine AND cider?
You really are an alcoholic. I just drank wiskey before work
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:21, archived)
# I didn't drink 'em all at once
that's stuff I've been drinking at various times over the last couple weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# I don't know what that's about
but it gives me an idea for a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I'm scared.

and possibly scarred.

edit: Bedtime, I think. Good night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:19, archived)
# heh.
yay for bubble(s).
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:25, archived)
#
"it's always about the Druuugs and the guuuns..."
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:55, archived)