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# It's like ten thousand spoons killing you in some highly comic manner as a result
of your quest to find a spoon to make your life slightly easier, (say, to eat pudding). And that's actually fucking ironic, Alanis. I'll admit that that'd be hard to make into a song though...

...and that I don't have a clue either.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)
# nope!
me either!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Would that song be
"99 Red Teaspoons"?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Here it is, a pile of spoons
I think that you were crushed beloooow...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)
# I think the irony
was supposed to be that nothing in the song was ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Can a lack of irony be ironic?
It'd be like being custardy with no custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Don't tell me you don't want to see Alanis killed with spoons
It's a beautiful thought
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)
#
*closes eyes*

*imagines*


hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Take out the "with spoons" in that sentence
and it's still a beautiful thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)
# This is true
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)
# *Wouldn't dream of telling you that*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)
# heh
the only irony of that song is that it has no ironies...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)