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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:08, archived)
#
ironic

(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)
# It's like ten thousand spoons killing you in some highly comic manner as a result
of your quest to find a spoon to make your life slightly easier, (say, to eat pudding). And that's actually fucking ironic, Alanis. I'll admit that that'd be hard to make into a song though...

...and that I don't have a clue either.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)
# nope!
me either!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Would that song be
"99 Red Teaspoons"?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Here it is, a pile of spoons
I think that you were crushed beloooow...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)
# I think the irony
was supposed to be that nothing in the song was ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Can a lack of irony be ironic?
It'd be like being custardy with no custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Don't tell me you don't want to see Alanis killed with spoons
It's a beautiful thought
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)
#
*closes eyes*

*imagines*


hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Take out the "with spoons" in that sentence
and it's still a beautiful thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)
# This is true
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)
# *Wouldn't dream of telling you that*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)
# heh
the only irony of that song is that it has no ironies...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)
# a fork in the knife drawer...
AARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)
# how
curious
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)
# there is no spoon?
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)
# there's a big pink spang though!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Ooh
It hurts just looking at such disorder


Woo BTW
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Having too many knives
is now a sin?

damn...
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Oh Noes!
a shortage of steak knives! NOoOoOoOo
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Meh!..
Nice use of txt-tags



\ makes note ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:21, archived)
# ???
on another note:

high art or sick obsession?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Wow!... def high art...
That is the sort of standard that is going to become very collectable.. If it isn't already!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)
# I'm waiting
for the series on velvet to come out.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Chubby chasers,
Chubby chasers,
Shish boom bah!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)
# naked fat chicks
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)
# I like them.
They sit somewhere between Matisse and Crumb, so... both, probably.

Edit: seen the self-portrait? Smug bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Agreed
it's only a bit obsessive.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Are these your paintings?

\ potential customer
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)
# nope
I'm not that hi-brow.

I'm more of a neanderthal.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Actually...
I just found the homepage and price list!.. the biggun's (pics, not women) are $800!!..

That coould be a bargain if they become worth thousands in 10 yrs..

Or expensive, if they are shit upclose. hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Hell, I like 'em.
 
On both levels.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)
# Not putting things back
WHERE THEY FUCKING BELONG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Do you have OCD?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)
# yes
but I'm a lazy bastard
so it never really surfaces
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)
# I used to try to get to the shadows that lamposts made across the path
before the cars alongs the roads shadows got there.. in hind sight, it was a bit compulsive.

weird childhood memory that
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)
# I still do that
aged 26.

I don't give a toss about orderly cutlery, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)
# one thing I still do, when slightly drunk maybe, is..
try to make a certain foot land on a certain step on the staircase.. bizarre.. I have no understanding of why that is!!.. lol
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)
# got ya beat
I used to count all the letters in every word I said.

Made me a right good speller it did...

and a COMPLETE SOCIAL OUTCAST

*cries for mommy*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Aww!
(three letters)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)
# I did when I was in my teens!
Don't recommend it (hugs SSRIs)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)
# oooh! this!
hangings too good for 'em, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)