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# Things you shouldn't do.
Don't wizz on an electric fence.


Previously
Don't run down hills

Maybe a series unless I get lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Dance boy, dance!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)
# *puts woo in basket*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Do it, these are ace
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)
# you are most kind
*thanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Haha :)
"If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence"
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)
# ha ha
I havn't seen the full poem version before.

*remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:45, archived)
# In all its glory
When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)
# *Claps*
Encore!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)
# *highlight*
*ctl+C*

ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Ctrl+c is as good as it gets on a monday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)
# Moral of these stories:
Do nothing lest a giant rock fall on your head.

I like these, I look forward to more. Are they flash, image ready, hand-modelled in plasticine then lovingly sketched, what?

Woo :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:45, archived)
# thanks :)
they are lovingly crafted using photoshop and the brush tool (size 3). Then JASC animation shop to construct (it's quicker than image ready [for me anyway]).

hence the slightly dodgy hand drawn factor.

the rock was an after thought but they don't seem right without it.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Thank you ma'am / sir


my instinct says lady but your profile reveals nothing thus both
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)
# pffft!
 
Excellent.

woo, and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)
# thank you
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 7 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)