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# Bacon and egg sarnie
With Ketchup + brown sauce.

Mmmm

And now, some tea.

To the kettle!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# braw
but i would leave out he tomato sauce, that's for children, ladies and gays.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Protects you against cancer don't ya know
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# As does beer! Amazingly enough...
Get chugging that xanthohumol!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Hurrah for justification!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Needs to be hoppy beers though...
With a little research I've established that the best are probably things like Hopback Summer Lightning, Spitfire, Bishop's Finger, and most IPA's although if you don't like real ales, then most traditional Pilsners will do (e.g. Budvar).
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# That's ok I like Spitfire
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Well there ya go!
Drink more of it, and it might just protect you from teh bum cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Spitfire for lunch everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# *quaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmm Beer
Research !
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# Beer is great, isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Beer is Ace
But only if it's
Real Proper Beer.
Not Gay Girly Pretend Beer.
(Nitrokegs etc.)
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# only if you smear it over your ciggies so you can't light them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# so does mustard
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm also having bacon and egg, without the sarnie but with sausage and beans. Cook sausages for 1 hour+ for best results. Mmm mm mmmmm!
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)