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# Peh...
(Ambassador Strangelove COVERED IN PORK, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# haha

also : Black Man's Willy
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# No he didn't,
he bought mine. Cunt. Give her back
I paid good dorrar for her
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Eeeeeek
What did you use as the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# HP of course
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Hewiit Packard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# why yes indeed,
there's no remorse, once you've chosen hewiit packard's source.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# hmm
I was googling something totally unrelated, like moss spores. I find the best stuff that way. OBEY THE SPORE.
(Ambassador Strangelove COVERED IN PORK, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# hehehe

ther was sommat on the local news last night about a guy whos on his 8th marriage, this time towards someone who looks like you was chosen from a catalogue, mind you it seemed his 7th wife was also from a catalogue but had obviously decided to fuck off sharpish.

he looked quite sad and empty in side. poor fella.

also did anyone see that programme about the woman with two wombs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# No, I didn't see that programme about the woman with two wombs

*waits for punchline*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# How does she gestate?
*waits for punchline too*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:22, archived)
# she keeps it in a box.
(she had to vaginas as well, but they operated on them when she was in her teens, which seems as shame as it's probably now the size of a welly boot)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# a german guy told me it meant "best motor in ze world"
i laughed in his face
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# "You bought your wife in a market!
You bought your wife in a maaaarket!
Bought your wife in a market!
You bought your wife in a market!"


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)