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# another.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# ^^this
i hate recruitment consultants

fucking blood sucking losers who all have VD
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# ^^This.... and
"Stop fucking phoning me every five fucking minutes with your fuckingwithheld number, I'm at fucking work!!!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# ^this
"I have a job already."
"Do you know anyone else who might be interested in the role? I'm a lazy cunt you see."
"FUCK OFF."
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# HA!
I think killing one would only be considered manslaughter.

After all it would be a mercy killing.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# you would probably get a reward
probably...
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Hmmm...
* gets out big knife and yellow pages ...
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:33, archived)
# are you going to hit them with the yellow pages?
would make a formidable weapon
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Especially a Dutch one
With section titles like "Watersportartikelenreperatiedienst" it can be quite weighty!

That will show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:38, archived)
# i had one of them the other cocking week call me on my work number!
they looked at my cv on monster dot cunt saw my current place of work, looked up the number on directory enquiries called up the receptionist and asked for me!!!!

im at my desk wondering how to fucking answer the stupid whore, i was at my desk and she calls on the work phone!!!!

my god! its full of stars
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)
# you lucky cunt
of the recruitment consultants i've seen they are a useless bunch of cunts and i have to fucking chase them up about jobs.

cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Not to forget
lying motherfuckers, each and everyone of them.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:28, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^thisthisthisthisthis
die die die die die!! (not you, them)
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# "I have a role that I think you'd be perfect for"
"I have a disease i think you'd be perfect for - cunt satchel"
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# I may use
those exact words the next time they call up.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:34, archived)
# I wonder if
there is a regulating body for recruitment consultants we could forward this thread to.
We all seem to have had such similar experiences in dealing with them.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Well
They are the only time I have been known to scream profanities down a phone.

Put back years of meditation.

knuts!

(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah
one set of the bastards sent on a job interview. I was surprised how easy the interview was, the people interviewing me were blown away at getting someone so good and highly qualified/experienced until we worked out that they'd told me it was one job and sent me to interview for something I wouldn't have touched with someone else's bargepole.

After that I accepted an interview for everything they suggested to me but completely failed to bother to turn up for any of them and just lied to them whenever they phoned me. they took the hint after about another three months.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:47, archived)
# They make politicians seem
honest
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# i've just forwarded to a mate
strangly a lorry backed into his car the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Recruitment Consultant Tennis
In my office we hate them so much we have game where we see how many times we can tell them they have the wrong person and then put them through to someone else. You get bonus points for answering the phone with the most stupid department/name.

The current record is 7 bounces with the best department being cryogenics!
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
that has to become a national sport in offices up and down this sweet island.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)