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[challenge entry] Jumpin on the NSFW wagon!!

From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:09, archived)
# oooh poolside action
i love teh hun

edit: i want to see him bash that bishop! /coat
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:10, archived)
# /fwaps
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:10, archived)
# hmmmm
mmmmmm
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I can see his nobbly bits.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:10, archived)
# I can see hers
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Wooden norks!
Shocking, they should link it.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:17, archived)
# OMGZNSFW1!!!!!11
(the first 1 was unintentional :D)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Hee hee!
It fits though, I like it.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I like the way that
their anonymity is preserved. Inter-racial love is such a wonderful thing...

*sings Ebony & Ivory*

(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Exactly
Chess is just a big ethnic rumble, a terrible example for young children.

This is like the Tony and Maria of board games.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Maria!
Say it loud and there's music playing!

Say it soft and it's almost like praying...
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Or if it was the musical 'Chess'...
One Night of Cockbang
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:19, archived)
# And the world's your oyster?
EDIT: Oh god, I am now displaying my hideously good knowledge of musicals. Blame it on my stage brat upbringing :-)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Funnily enough...
I've just done West Side Story last month (I was A-Rab)

And next year I'll be doing Chess.

(At the mo I'm rehearsing for Fiddler on the Roof)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:26, archived)
# I love Chess
it's so 1980's and cheesy.

I always wanted to be Florence.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:28, archived)
# I've never seen it
Is it available on DVD?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Not that I know of
I have a CD of the soundtrack. Anyway, night night b3ta, I'm off :-)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Good night, Good night,
Sleep well and when you dream, dream of me...

Tooooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht!!!!!!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Sorry......
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(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Alsatiaaaaan! Alsatian!
Alsatian!

(edit: originally said Dalmation, but the doggy on the pic looks more like a Alsatian)
(edit2: it's supposed to be to the tune of "Tradition"... you're right, it doesn't work does it?)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Sorry but...
I think it's a collie !
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 23:05, archived)
# for some reason that sounds like it's supposed to be a pun
but then I've been wrong before
>insert dog pun here<
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 23:09, archived)
# I've just realised...
I could compo this!

Huzzah!!!!!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 22:34, archived)