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# A woman's varicose vein exploding on the bus was my best
(and true) excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)
# what about the time
you found a dying crack whore on your doorstep? That must be a contender.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Didn't pep
just step over her though? Wouldn't have made her late.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:55, archived)
# ah yes,
good point, good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I totally forgot about that.
Nahh, I nicked her money and kicked her to the kerb.
then roller her back, gave the money back, called the ambulance and got scared shitless when she woke up
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)
# eugh.
(Amerella, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Yeuch
that's really horrid..
My best was the time I was late for work 'cause me and my mate got drunk and ended up on an oil tanker. We had problems getting a taxi to get us home from there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:54, archived)
# that's quite impressive
you're a bit of a dark horse you, what with your American Servicemen and the like... hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)
# The tanker was in dry dock
but it was a very funny night. I shall tell you about it sometime.. ;0)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)
# oooh, intruiged now
can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)
# we're you wearing the contents....
for added authenticity when you finally arrived?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)
# where are the apostrophe police?
you'd surely be nicked for that.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)
# i'd change it...
but your message would then look silly!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)