The perfect excuse...
From the Why I was late this morning challenge. See all 258 entries (closed)
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Works every time...
From the Why I was late this morning challenge. See all 258 entries (closed)
( , Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:41, archived)
The now legendary Hedley
was late once and when I asked him why he said "Coz my goldfish were on fire."
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:43,
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I'd respect that in an excuse
an utter disregard for the truth, most pleasing.
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:45,
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my girlfriend
was at a lecture, some girl walked in late and was asked why, the reply was "i was in prison"
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:48,
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A woman's varicose vein exploding on the bus was my best
(and true) excuse.
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:51,
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what about the time
you found a dying crack whore on your doorstep? That must be a contender.
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:53,
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Didn't pep
just step over her though? Wouldn't have made her late.
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:55,
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I totally forgot about that.
Nahh, I nicked her money and kicked her to the kerb.
then roller her back, gave the money back, called the ambulance and got scared shitless when she woke up
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:02,
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then roller her back, gave the money back, called the ambulance and got scared shitless when she woke up
Yeuch
that's really horrid..
My best was the time I was late for work 'cause me and my mate got drunk and ended up on an oil tanker. We had problems getting a taxi to get us home from there...
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:54,
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My best was the time I was late for work 'cause me and my mate got drunk and ended up on an oil tanker. We had problems getting a taxi to get us home from there...
that's quite impressive
you're a bit of a dark horse you, what with your American Servicemen and the like... hmmm....
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:04,
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The tanker was in dry dock
but it was a very funny night. I shall tell you about it sometime.. ;0)
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:11,
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we're you wearing the contents....
for added authenticity when you finally arrived?
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 14:58,
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where are the apostrophe police?
you'd surely be nicked for that.
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:02,
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I once
turned up for a lecture covered in my own blood following a particularly nasty cycling accident.
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:00,
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wierdly
my parents got a letter from their gardener yesterday, saying they need to find someone else for a few months.
Postmarked Lewes Prison.
Didn't bother to mention what he's in for, though.
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Fri 6 Dec 2002, 15:08,
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Postmarked Lewes Prison.
Didn't bother to mention what he's in for, though.