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# Hello Duke - super facts today
Today I am having cheesey mash with stir-fried cabbage. Afterwards, I will have a peppermint stick fondant (minty goo with crushed up candy cane in it covered in chocolate) what my friend brought me from America.
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# but where's the meat??!
A meal is not a meal, unless it contains dead animal. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# meh to that
bollocks even!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Why Rik,
I never knew you were a sandal wearing tree hugging lesbian....:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# the more lesbians I can (have the opportunity to) hug, the better
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# hmmmmmm.....lesbian hugging
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Hello
*hugs in non-lesbian way*
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# 'lo Pachey...go on...hug me like a lesbian :)

*hugs in a lesbian way in practice for "Ladies Night"*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# OK
*puts on Birkenstocks*

*hugs*
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Mmmmm trees
(hullo Pachey by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Good answer.
*Stops eating flesh..* (Apart from burger king, which I don't think was ever an animal anyway. At least, not a recognizable part of an animal. Do eyelids, toenails, lips and arseholes actually count as meat?)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Sounds braw!
but the bennyhill is right, it needs meat. That mint thing sounds disgusting, feed it to a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# It's delicious
You've been very rude about my sweet treats lately Duke. I sense you are not a big fan of desserts - am I right?
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# sorry, not really
Cheese cake is good though. So is apple crumble or pie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)