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# 29th November 2005

Today for my lunch I am eating, two cheese and pickle sandwiches, a tub
of homemade pheasant soup, two bags of cheese and onion McCoys and several
cups of tea.
What are you scoffing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Nothing
My tummy is rumbling
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# You'd better eat soon, you may starve to death
have three bacon rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# I have to go home to pick up money to buy food
Since getting mugged on sunday I dont carry money around anymore,
that and I dont have any or anything to put it in, just what my mums
given me till I get a new card
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# mugged?
poor thing
you should have bodyguards
I'd do it but I fear that the trip to work every day would be a bit long
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Im not gonna walk home by myself at night now
used to be ok with it but not now.
Unfortunatly on mondays the only person that could walk me home after my society meeting
is stalker gimp i cant stand who ruined uni for me last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# You poor dear!

You want me to follow you everywhere you go?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# That would be better
Already had 2 stalkers
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I may appear flippant
but I am genuinely sorry . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Cheers
Im ok now but I was in a right mess that night.
Had to talk to the police yesterday who were nice but I doubt they can do anything.
Thought I cut my head when he hit me but luckily no damage (the mugger, not the cop)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Poor you
You going to do self-defence classes?
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# They did one at uni 2 weeks ago
which I wanted to go to but missed.
I will go to next time.
Glad I didnt go after the guy (too bloody scared) as he might have had a knife which still scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# They're good for restoring your confidence apart from anything else
My community centre ran them after I got mugged on my way to the kids' Christmas party (they didn't get the party food though!).
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# lol hope you were ok
They got my bag with purse, b3ta headphones (i only ahev to hear stuff from newsletter) and my keys. Oh and smashed my phone which I fixed yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Oh dear, that sounds awful
I hope you get everything sorted soon. : )
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Cheers
I cancelled my card within 10 minutes of getting attacked, the locks are being changed this evening and I have a spare crappy set of headphones.
Still no bag though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# I've never had a problem with walking alone in the dark
but then again I've never been mugged.
one guy has pulled a knife on me for no reason at all though.

Guess guys of my size are not the prime targets for muggings....

(just as well I guess. Never have any money on me, only credit cards.)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# I was just walking from my mates
I admit it was quite late and my mate did offer to walk me home but its almost a minute walk to mine. Never had a problem with it, had problems a few years ago (pint glass chucked at me when i was with a group, kids gropeing me till i yelled, hit and threw my shoe at them at 10pm) but after this im gonna be more careful :S
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Mugged?
Sorry to hear that. You should mug them is they're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# They were wearing hoodies and walking past me until they pushed me over
It was quick but he was really rough.
Im just glad it didnt go on longer and he didnt have a knife. I was fucking terrified afterwards and having no keys I had to run back to my mates. I couldnt control myself i was in a right mess.

I should have set fire to him and his mate (if i had a flame thrower)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# some food then rolling around with toothache
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Bah to toothache
I recommend clove oil
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Duke,
for possibly the first and only time we disagree. Cloves are all teh evilness! Nasty nasty nasty things. People who put them into apple pies should have cloves nailed into their heads like a pomade*



*may not be the right word but it wanted to go there
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# It revolting stuff.
but clove oil helps sooth toothache.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Ice cream and tits
with brown sauce of course
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# The finest of lunches
have gulls with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
#
Something very warm. And lots of tea. Nice, warm tea.

EDIT: Baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Mushroom
Snake?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Yes, tea is good
especially with bacon sandwiches...toasted bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Toasted bacon sandwiches...
You're a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Bacon, scrambled egg and cheese,
in between two slices of buttered white bread, all crammed into a toasted sandwich maker.

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# *cums*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Dear god
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Yum!
that sounds braw!
I might have that for breakfast on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Do it!
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# on sunday i had toasted bagel topped with scrambled egg and crispy back for breakfast

and for tea i had toasted bagel topped with philidelphia, crisp lettuce, crispy bacon and tomato.

it was fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Excellent facts Duke!
Tuna mayo sandwich, cups of tea, and M&Ms...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
you really should have a sausage roll though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# That was last week.
Mrs Doc gets a bit angry if I have buffet in a box on consecutive weeks. Hence healthy tuna sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Doc -
were you the one who recommended tonkatsu?
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Guilty as charged
Did you find some?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Yes, at the Japanese supermarket in Soho
It's delicious! Thanks for the recommendation.
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Excellent!
My pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# 'A Dervish and a doodlebug!'
Saleofthecenturys Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Hurray!
the tastiest og all flying missiles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Well, I prefer V2s
but they give me gas . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha, great stuff!
I had pasta Carbonara, a coke
and two Wasa's with cheese.

I'm eating an Icecream as we....type....
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
Carbonara is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# 'Tis, i concur

cooked it from scratch for the wife last night.

with big thick tagetelli.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# today, i shall mostly be eating
Cheese and tomato sauce rolls, a cornish pastie with HP sauce, Branningans Roast Beef and Mustard crisps, follwed by some victoria sponge, and a mug of hot sweet strong tea, perambulates Benny
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# A grand lunch!
Branningans Roast Beef and Mustard crisps are great, I haven't seen them in a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Nothing
some water.

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Have chips with your water.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm having a bacon and egg bap followed by random fruit crumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Hurray!
all is well with your lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Yep
random fruit turned out to be mostly plums with some cherry. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# 4 slices of cold pizza (ham, tuna, pineapple, peppers, chilli's and sweetcorn)
4 cherry jaffa cakes
1 glass of big pump
water and tea
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# grand!
braw!
'Big Pump'? hahahaha, sounds like a fart.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# its imitation
red bull
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# kfc zinger tower meal
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Sounds grand!
I've never had one but is does sound tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# You've STILL not had one?
We mock your lack of zingerness.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Nope
the KFC is always crammed full of skint students at lunch time and takes ages to get served, I'll try one on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Nought
I'm stuck on the phone trying to convince bank people that I DO deserve a bigger overdraft so I can pay insurance stuff that lapsed yesterday (even though I was told it wasn't going to)

YAY

Edit: I have some leftover pizza in the fridge, but it tasted funny and was the last thing I ate before a horrible night of feeling like shit and waking up every 40 mins or so to run to the toilet \o/
I'm not sure I'm fancying that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# *offers to share doodlebug*

*hogs Dervish all to myself*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# You're lovely and stuff!
tell them they need mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# *Poke*
'lo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# *pokes high*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# *sees your high poke*

I'll raise you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# You certainly did!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Bah!
have eggs.
Syncubus is right, tell them that they need mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Hello Duke - super facts today
Today I am having cheesey mash with stir-fried cabbage. Afterwards, I will have a peppermint stick fondant (minty goo with crushed up candy cane in it covered in chocolate) what my friend brought me from America.
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# but where's the meat??!
A meal is not a meal, unless it contains dead animal. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# meh to that
bollocks even!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Why Rik,
I never knew you were a sandal wearing tree hugging lesbian....:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# the more lesbians I can (have the opportunity to) hug, the better
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# hmmmmmm.....lesbian hugging
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Hello
*hugs in non-lesbian way*
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# 'lo Pachey...go on...hug me like a lesbian :)

*hugs in a lesbian way in practice for "Ladies Night"*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# OK
*puts on Birkenstocks*

*hugs*
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Mmmmm trees
(hullo Pachey by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Good answer.
*Stops eating flesh..* (Apart from burger king, which I don't think was ever an animal anyway. At least, not a recognizable part of an animal. Do eyelids, toenails, lips and arseholes actually count as meat?)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Sounds braw!
but the bennyhill is right, it needs meat. That mint thing sounds disgusting, feed it to a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# It's delicious
You've been very rude about my sweet treats lately Duke. I sense you are not a big fan of desserts - am I right?
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# sorry, not really
Cheese cake is good though. So is apple crumble or pie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# yay!

gazpacho and an arugula salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Cor! that sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# nothing
payday tomorrow! :)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Bah!
but also hurray! have a good feed the morn, you deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Coffee
Why do you folks eat lunch so early in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# because we're all of the
starving!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# 'lo Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Bunster!
'lo

How're you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Bit crap...gotta cold developing
better now than xmas though

Also I have lots of idiots causing H&S issues...Thank Fuck I'm off home in an hour :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Science
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# That 'splains it.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Then my work here is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Braw! have grits with that
lunch tastes better first thing in the morning, and we have breakfast for tea and tea for lunch and elevenses at eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I had lasagne yesterday
for brekky.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)
# i'm currently nibbling on some yoghurt coated peanuts and rasins

as i have yet yo get out the office today, lots of important people in today so i'm stuck till they bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Beg some lunch from one of the visitors.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Mmmmm
Brocoli and three cheese tart, waldorf salad two Jafa cakes and tea.
(mofitzy, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Chicken & Mushroom Pie and chips*
Tea & Water


This isn't a Marks & Spencers Pie and chips containing nothing but corn fed chicken breast and freshly picked wild mushrooms encased in a delicate puff pastry case with chipped King Edward potatoes...

No...this is a canteen bought pie and chips which is lucky to contain anything other than wallpaper paste with chips that resemble soggy bags of pus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Mmmm . . .
pus . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Yum!
sounds great! at least you have chips, so that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Potato Wedges
AND CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# A grand lunch
but more a a snack, have two helpings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Parsnip soup
which I made yesterday evening from my own parsnips (and turned my hands brown in the process of peeling and boiling them, dammit), with freshly picked parsley sprinkled into it and a hunk* of granary bread to dunk in it


*not in the gay way
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Sound grand!
I made my pheasant soup last night, it's grand stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Hi honey
*hugs in effort to get warm*

Aren't all your homegrown things getting all frosty and snowy? Mine are. : (
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Hi, angel
*hugs anyway, sod the need for an excuse*

Yes, but parsnips and brussels sprouts not only taste better after they've been frozen but shouldn't even be picked before there's been a frost. Fact!

Besides, I have herbs and stuff growing in a polytunnel so the season is extended almost all year round.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Thanks for the gardening tips, Ptols
And get you with your polytunnel!

All I've got are some sad-looking herbs and a few dead birds.
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
#
im scoffing chocolate brownies, home-made!
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Mmmmmm brownies
don't you choke on their bobble hats though?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Yum yum yum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# At the Tescos nextdoor to my work...
I found they're stocking Ben & Jerry's Minter Wonderland!

So that will be after dinner tonight.

For lunch today I shall be waiting til 2:30 and go to the pub. Silly 1pm meetings!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Grand, make sure you have an all day breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Please tell me more about the Ben & Jerry's
I need to know everything that's in it.
(Pachey, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# A mixed grill....
Beefburger, sausage, bacon, chops, mushroom, tomato etc....

I will take my camera to the cafe and photograph this next week because it is a sight to behold!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# where is the cafe?
And how much for this mountain of meat?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Bournemouth.....
£5.99 !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# BRAW! that's a real lunch!

Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha!
Is that new?

I saw it being talked about yesterday or the day before. It's smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# It's something the Puke of Drunes introduced
it's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# i'm gonna kill my colleague and eat him
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Sounds braw!
have, chips, mustard and brown sauce with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# braw braw?
he's a skinny lazy bastard pretending to be sick and not showing up at work...when it's the end of the month and we (I for instance) have so so much stuff to do here. (which stops me to post any sausagebird on b3ta today...cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:46, archived)
# :(
For lunch today I had two cheese and onion spread rolls.
A packet of mini ready-salted pringles and a can of cherry 7-up.
I also had an uncomfortable feeling as chavs yelled and mongs belmed in the canteen.
Followed by a chocolate brownie.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Braw!
nothing beats a bit of Yelling and Belming to spice up ones lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)