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# *takes a bow*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:07, archived)
# you pulled some strings to come up with that didn't you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:07, archived)
# it's put some
feathers in his cap
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:08, archived)
# you know what they say, where theres a quill theres a way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:09, archived)
# ooooooh
that's got me all a-quiver
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:10, archived)
# considering I used to teach Archery at Uni a few years back
I really should have more archery-fuelled puns, but I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Damn.
And I hadn't even got as far as "bull" yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:12, archived)
# he's but a fledgeling punner
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:15, archived)
# I've a friend who used to write for The Archers
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Does he get the scripts
delivered by Target Express?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:10, archived)
# yes, they bolt 'em right over
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:13, archived)
# Straight to the BBC studio
in North-West London, right near the tube station 'Arrow-On-The-'Ill [as the locals pronounce it]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:15, archived)
# fucking hell.
what have i started!

"pun wars!"
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:17, archived)
# not your fault
they just break out randomly whenever the right opportunity presents itself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:18, archived)
# he he
it should break out more often,it,s very entertaining!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Look out for
when DaveTheHat is around... he's the current champion [though some of us are after his title :)]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:23, archived)
# I saw a guy the wearing nothing but a raincoat and
scaring the ladies. He was arrested for fletching.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Did they have to 'draw'
his bits for identification purposes?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)
# yes, but there was one of those inter-department quarrels
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Ah,
that's why there was a quick "release".

[/getting desparate]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:32, archived)