It made me late
none of the details really matter. Just that I got in trouble. SO FUCKING SELFISH
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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:50,
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BASTARD!
Why the fuck couldn't he have died like an hour later?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:51,
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"I once tried suicide. It was only a half-hearted attempt though.
I tried to slash my wrists with a tomato."
[Alexei Sayle]
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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:53,
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You may jest
but working for TfL Travel Information, I can tell you that we get far too many fuckers calling up with that exact complaint.
One actually asked why we can't stop those people from getting in the stations.
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friendlyfire,
Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:55,
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Similar happens
when the police get called out to the Orwell Bridge [our local very high river crossing].
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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:57,
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