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# get
an extension cord and plug all of the appliances in
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:51, archived)
# awwww... he passed out with his glasses on
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:52, archived)
# bless
.
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:53, archived)
# dude see if you can't take his glasses off
and tape random doodles onto 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:54, archived)
# tape
giant paper eyes onto them
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:55, archived)
# Yes!
inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:57, archived)
# tin
foil hat?

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:58, archived)
# i have no tinfoil else that would be genius
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:59, archived)
# a towel turban!
or dishcloth..
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:01, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Now do it with Tip-Ex!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:59, archived)
# i have none... i dpebated permanent marker but didn't have the guts, it's just felt tip
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:00, archived)
# Pffft!
suppose either would probably poison the poor fucker and you don't want to go to jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:07, archived)
# aahaha
im still rooting for giant paper eyes though
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:00, archived)
# i think that may be next
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:02, archived)
# any cheese slices in the fridge?
tape dem bitches up
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:04, archived)
# always
a good thing to do is excentuate peoples eyebrows with permanent marker,
takes em' a mighty long time to work it out
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:05, archived)
# or the cult classic
shaving half of one eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:06, archived)
# Arf!
and toothpaste facial features.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:08, archived)
# toothpaste == bad idea
ask GmOS
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:09, archived)
# I've no idea
and I doubt GMOS will tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:10, archived)
# he just had a very bad incident with it once,
such that i'd never even consider it as a prank any more
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:15, archived)
# not that brave either :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:09, archived)
# the eys is a no go, he shifts every time i put them under his glasses
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:08, archived)
# blue tack
them onto the outside

or tape, or peanut butter..jeez you must have something sticky lying around
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:10, archived)
# actually, i think i've done enough...
i shall go to bed, with my door firmly locked!

night all!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:13, archived)
# later bud
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:15, archived)
# he woke up
he got very angry... oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:41, archived)
# VERY angry
VERY VERY angry
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:51, archived)
# QUICK!
Before he really regains consciousness do this:

Dye your hair black and put on eyeliner THEN tell him that teh EVIL in his soul made you do it.

That ought to keep him away from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 7:00, archived)
# good effort
i just hope for your sake he doesn't see this thread!
he'd only be done for manslaughter probably

maybe showing him these will help him see the funny side
(wormald, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 7:18, archived)
# .
noight
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:14, archived)
# woo!
crudely drawn forehead cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:02, archived)
# wang!
la la la, you are no match for me bellowing penis cheekism!

(I helped save b3ta! moogman, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Did you paper him with the Guardian?
I do hope so! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 5:59, archived)
# the indpendent actually
i'm classy me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:00, archived)
# Good enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:05, archived)