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# have a new york skyline...

*inserts Kong joke*
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:29, archived)
# what the fucking hell
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Ming Mong
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)
# The witch is dead...
(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Which fat bitch,
this fat bitch,
pubic crabs make her fanny itch,
the monkeys saw and then they snitched
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# I remember the wizard of oz being a bit more innocent when I watched it.
(checkers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Oh really
parental editing was strong in your house
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Is it New New York
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# My Way

...and now
the time has come,
for my tongue
to taste beef curtain

and as,
i lick her clit,
my fingers split
her lips wide open.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# !
You are bennyhillslovechild's long lost twin AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:39, archived)
# i never really got past this bit
when i tried to re-write the entire song

all i have left is

"i fucked her
siiiiiiiiiide waaaaaaaays!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# .
I've beeeen out on the puuuull
I brought a girl right back to my place
And more, much more than this,
I fucked her siiiiiiide waaaaays!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)
# hee hee!
ta!

just two more verses to go now and then i can sing it at kareoke
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:49, archived)
# He am ver' nawwty!
*giggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# hee dund aterized the bihg appel
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)