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# Hahaha
One inch is all it takes, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:15, archived)
# i thought one cock was all it takes....
/confused now. and stuck to the chair again.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hurrah! My work is done.
*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:18, archived)
# that's it, you just sit there,
drinking your hot beverage, while here i am, buttocks involuntarily clenched, and my nipsy stuck like a limpet to the chair. It's sucking that hard my double chin has become a second scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Beautiful imagery.
Have you ever considered a career in writing?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:22, archived)
# i thought about writing a bodice ripper......mills and boon stylee.
"oh Tarquin" she breathed as he ran his fingers down her spine. She wanted him to hold her, to drive her to a frenzy, the plough the fields of her love, plant his seed and fill the very centre of her femininity. She wanted to be made whole - as he filled her hole. This was it, she was ready, she was WOMAN.
Tarquin sighed as he bolted his wad, rolled over, went to sleep and started farting.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Splendid, I'd publish it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha don't worry about publishing it it love...
as long as you read it while you're 'gusset-typing'....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Oh Tarquin!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:28, archived)
# *could make a gag about "one XXXX is enough, eh'? - but doesn't*

'cos I'm being good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Thats very brave of you dear.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 18:19, archived)